hillbilly vastectomy

[MRCN RCE]

After their 11th child, a Kentucky couple decided that was enough, asthey could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to hisveterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children.The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy thatcould fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costlyalternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb,(fireworks are legal in Kentucky) light it, put it in a beer can, thenhold the can up to your ear and count to 10."The Kentuckian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool inthe shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can nextto my ear is going to help me.""Trust me," said the doctor.So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. Heheld the can up to his ear and began to count! "1...2...3...4...5..."At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs andcontinued counting on his other hand.This procedure also works in Tennessee, Alabama, Louisiana, Arkansas,Mississippi, Missouri, Florida, West Virginia and Washington DC

[joatmon]

Quote, originally posted by MRCN RCE »(fireworks are legal in Kentucky)http://www.fireworks.com/firew...y.aspQuote »Specifically Permitted Ground and hand-held sparkling devices (dipped stick sparkler, cylindrical and cone fountain, illuminating torch, wheel, ground spinner, flitter sparkler,) smoke, novelties, and trick noisemakers.Specifically Prohibited No common fireworks item shall be offered for sale if it has as part of its device any wings, fins, or other mechanism designed to cause the device to fly, or if it carries a cautionary label which includes in its description any of the following terms: explosive, emits flaming pellets, flaming balls, firecracker, report, or rocket.So, I'd think that cherry bombs would fall into the prohibited category

[Atomb]

buzz kill!

[northvibe]

hahha i didnt get it until i read it again and realized he was counting on his fingers....hahahh

[ajflan]

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[injun_josh]

hardy har har...... im from ms. and i really love it when jokes make it seem like only imbred retards come from the south. yet the dumbest question i ever had came out of chicago... we were lost and looking at the map on the hood of my car when a native chicago man walks up and asks me, "what are you guys doing?" i looked at him and said " oh just looking at these pretty lines!"

[drunkenmaxx]

he was probably wondering why you were staring at a map of MS trying to find your way around chicago!