Only in Hawkins County...

[Kari]

If I ever had to be a public affairs reporter, this is one of the counties it would have to be in. Always something interesting to report on.Mooresburg man jailed after allegedly beating his wife with hamYes, with a ham. And a coffee table before that. But a ham? Geez.There was another story a few years ago wherein a woman got arrested after she had taught her 10-year-old daughter how to drive, so the daughter could drive her home from the bars on the weekends at 2 a.m. I believe they got caught after the daughter swerved off the road and hit a sign.

[drunkenmaxx]

yeah really, if you want to beat your wife, you could at least use something normal.

[KNINE]

He should have told her to get in the kitchen and cook it instead.

[kostby]

Do you call that 'hamming it up' for the cops? Spousal (or 'common-law-wife'?) abuse is no laughing matter. She needs a shelter!

[drunkenmaxx]

Quote, originally posted by K-NINE »He should have told her to get in the kitchen and cook it instead. ding ding ding!!!!-do you know why women don't usually wear a watch?there is a clock on the stove!-what do you do if the dishwasher won't work?slap her around until she does!-why are aprons usually white?so the dishwasher will match the stove and the refridgerator!

[MRCN RCE]

hey drunken, you forgot one: why are women's feet smaller than men's??so they can stand closer than the stove n counters!!!! and yeah, the spousal abuse thing is serious. dude needs to catch himself a SERIOUS beating. which he'll probably get from the other inmates if he has to do some real time. those guys take no pity on spouse and child abusers, which is a VERY good thing IMO. i think they should get a year off their sentence for each abuser they beat senseless. okay maybe not