drunken's song list

[drunkenmaxx]

ive decided to occassionally post new songs i come up with. these will all be based on actual songs, but they will be better! here is my first work of art:>mama told me when i was drunkcome sit beside me, my loser son.you get real drunk ever day.now when you go pissit takes you all damn day.all the time...you drink too fast.because of this you’ve got bad gas.you find a 12 pack and you’ve found love.you always forget son,cause you’ve got 3 brain cells up above.and you’re a drunken kind of man.it’s something i don’t understand.you’re a drunken kind of man.you purchase all your fun,in a can.

[rebbierae]

OH-MY-GOD. How can I explain sitting at my desk laughing my a** off while looking at my computer??? Drunken, you ARE going to get me fired one of these days!!

[drunkenmaxx]

i can't help it, i have to express myself, uh........ creatively.

[drunkenmaxx]

>I killed my nasty (removed) wife.she was a filthy dirty (removed).with no hair and one tooth.and she smelled like poo.

[Mr. Poopypants]

I like it!A little off topic but I love singing along with songs with the lyrics that it sounds like they're saying.Examples:Climax - Precious and Few"Precious and few are the moments we toucans share."Beach Boys - Help Me Rhonda"Since you put me down, there's been owls poopin' in my bed"

[drunkenmaxx]

Quote, originally posted by Mr. Poopypants »I like it!A little off topic but I love singing along with songs with the lyrics that it sounds like they're saying.Examples:Climax - Precious and Few"Precious and few are the moments we toucans share."Beach Boys - Help Me Rhonda"Since you put me down, there's been owls poopin' in my bed"ha ha!how about this (just thought of it) >I ate an oscar meyer hot dog weeniethe saur kraut was so stringyand since then i have had gas all day!

[Mr. Poopypants]

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »I ate an oscar meyer hot dog weeniethe saur kraut was so stringyand since then i have had gas all day!another oscar meyer hot dog weenie, so in the crapper, I think I will stay.

[drunkenmaxx]

Quote, originally posted by Mr. Poopypants »another oscar meyer hot dog weenie, so in the crapper, I think I will stay.oh man! were a duet!!!>cut a nasty fart and go ahead and waft itmake everyone run away.

[Mr. Poopypants]

Sung to the tune of "When you wish upon a star"When you cut a silent fartMakes no difference who thou artIf its quiet and feels real hotIt smells like poo.If you cut one in the bath Bubbles rise up from your ***Hold your nose or you will smellHot stinky poo.

[gargoyle]

Rock on dudes!

[Mr. Poopypants]

Quote, originally posted by gargoyle »Rock on dudes!If only we had more cowbell.

[drunkenmaxx]

>you dont drink winecause it hurts your behindwith the itchy (removed) crappin' from the morning runsyou get nothing done.you dont drink wine.

[gargoyle]

Quote, originally posted by Mr. Poopypants »If only we had more cowbell....cluck!...cluck!...cluck!...cluck! (Ok, I know "clucking" is a chicken sound, but it was the closest sound I could spell that sounded like a cowbell sound... if anyone can spell it more auditorilly accurate, please do. thanks.)hehehehee... now I KNOW everyone is making the cowbell sound in their heads and trying to put the sound into written form... face it, resistance is futile.

[Mr. Poopypants]

I'm gonna get in trouble here at work for laughing too hard today. I'm in a good mood and there is some funny stuff going on here. (funny - HAHA, not, funny - weird)

[drunkenmaxx]

>I ate the carrot.because i thought i was a bunny.

[Mr. Poopypants]

Quote, originally posted by gargoyle »...cluck!...cluck!...cluck!...cluck! Cluck sounds close enough for me.

[drunkenmaxx]

>i ate some chicken fried rice.it was a little soggy.it tasted like a doggy.ground into meat.so you gotta think twice.before you let your dog go play.they love to cook up all the strays.and put them into stew.now im sick from that there notion.and there’s puke all over the floor.when there is houndin the potion.well that’s real gross baby.what do they do that for?look what i ate!look what i ate!look what i ate!

[4X4CHICHI]

babies, I got a fever and the only prescription is....more cowbell

[Mr. Poopypants]

Quote, originally posted by 4X4CHICHI »babies, I got a fever and the only prescription is....more cowbellCHICHI, I need you to really explore the room with the cowbell.

[ColonelPanic]

Cowbells are cool... Hey, if anyone is looking for a smokin' washboard playin' mofo, let me know... Pretty damn good with the spoons tooooo! Working on the trash cans but I'm getting there!

[jeffgtx]

if your looking for Lead Electric Triangle, i am your man.but listen. i put my pants on just like you do, one leg at a time. only when my pants are on, i make gold records.

[drunkenmaxx]

made this one up yesterday, while bored and e-mailing my lady back and forth. (language has been cleaned)(sublime song)early in the morning.i feed my parakeett.his bird cage is all Fing wet.he's got (removed) on his feet.you want to know the reason.i've had this bird so long.i'd really like to F him.but i think it's so wrong.(oh yeah, boredom plus coffee baby! )

[ZubenElGenubi]

Quote, originally posted by 4X4CHICHI »babies, I got a fever and the only prescription is....more cowbellOne of my all-time favorite SNL skits. Here's a link to an online clip:QThttp://homepage.mac.com/kellyd....html

[drunkenmaxx]

alright, here is the ultimate! it is to the snoop dogg song "lodi dodi" if you don't know all the words, look them up first, it's classic.lodi dodii likes to farty.it's because of bubblesthat travel out of my body.stay out of my bedroom when it's night.the smell you will not like because my fart's ripe.for all y'all it's bad for your health.i like to see you gaggin' and chokin' yourself.cause it's cool when i cause a stinky conditionwhich i create because my bowels be rippin'.so listen close to what i say.because these types of farts happen every day.i woke up around 10 o'clock in the morning.the room already smelled my stomach was a storming.i went to the bathroom to take a dump.i pulled my pants down, my (removed) rumbled like a truck.then i said "mirror mirror on the wallwho cuts the worst farts of them all?"there was a huge fart bubble, 5 minutes it lasted.the mirror said "you do you stinky b*stard"well that's poo, it smells like some rotten beef.it slips out worse than a nasty hoe's queef.you better stay away before your face gets pale.my gas is so bad it will peel your fingernails.thought i was done for a while, no more gasi hopped out of the tub so i could take another crap.me oh my i'm pulling out my hair.there is a nasty war going on down there.for all the *****es i might take homei put soapy water on my (removed) so my farts will foam.now i'm depressed stressed, it really sucks.the last one was so bad, i almost upchucked.stepped out the house, stopped short, oh no.i went back in, i've still got to go.then i dilly dally i ate a hot tamalei bumped into a chick named sally as my stomach starts to rally.now this was a girl that was fun to getso i said "what's wrong?" because she looked upset.she said um "it's all because of you.my face is turning blue.you fart all daythey are so bad they take my breath away.you're farts are gross.how much you'll never know.cause you always waft them all towards me."damn, now that was fun to do.my farts are so stinky her face is turning blue.i joked "um don't cry, dry your eyeshere comes you mother" as i dropped out 2 poopy pies.her mean mother steps and says to me "why?does sally look so sick like she's about to die?"i told her to bend over and touch her feet.farted in her face and she hit the concrete.the smell was strongthe fart was long.some think it's so wrongi fart worse than king kong.i started cracking up, i said "i'll give you a breather"then let out another ruthless (removed) squeeker.it sent them both into a shock.it was so ruthless it knocked off their socks.a smile on my face turned up real quickthey started crying cause i pooed and getting real sick.and sayin' "why don't you just go awayso we can breathe easy for just one day.cause when you are here to staythe nasty stench makes my nose decay.smoggy smoggy smoggy can't you seeyour smelly (removed) just horrifies me.and i just hate the look on your facewhen you smile and fart all day."i said "cheer up" and i stopped for a bitthen i grinned and took another sh*t.she say's "oh my god" then she starts cryin'i says "i'm done farting"she says "stop lying"i says "i am i won't let no others"right when she believed me, i let out another.yeah, and you get sick when it goes plopand you get sick when i go sh*t.and you get sick when it goes plopand you get sick when i go sh*t.beyatch!

[drunkenfriend]

Boy you have FAR too much time on your hands. LOL Where do you come up with this stuff?

[drunkenmaxx]

i created a new one today! (been slacking huh?)>be careful when you fart,so that way you don't go poo.be careful when you fart,you just might squeeze out doo doo.to keep $*&# from flowin',squeeze your cheeks real tight.be careful when you fart...before...you have to go wipe..

[KNINE]

Ann and Nancy would be so proud.

[Vibr8tr]

Drunken, you are my hero.... you are like the cool.... drunk version of Weird Al.... but less hair... and drunk.... a little more "crud".... and did I mention Drunk?Keep up the good work, a few more and my co-workers are going to send me home sick...... *which would kick (removed) on a Friday*