Prior to her trip to Wisconsin , Buffy (a New Yorker), confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Dairy State ; 1. She wanted to taste some real Wisconsin Bar-B-Que. 2. She wanted to go to a bona fide Dairy farm. And.. 3. She wanted to have (removed) with a real Farmer. Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared. "Let me tell you, they have a tree up there called a Maple and when they slow cook that brisket of beef, bear or venisonover that Maple , it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!" "And I went to a real dairy farm. Talk about athletes... those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride around in John Deere tractors, and then they go out at night and drink, dance and hunt!It is just incredible!" They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have (removed) with a real farmer?" "Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"
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