Drunk Again

[Charlievibe]

A man staggered home late after another evening with his drinking buddies. Shoes in left hand to avoid waking his wife, he tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step in the darkened entry-way.As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful. Managing to suppress a yelp, the man sprung up, pulled down his pants, and examined his lacerated and bleeding cheeks in the mirror of a nearby darkened hallway, then managed to find a large full box of Band-Aids before proceeding to place a patch as best he could on each place he saw blood. After hiding the now almost empty box, he managed to shuffle and stumble his way to bed.In the morning, the man awoke with searing pain in head and (removed) and his wife staring at him from across the room. She said, "You were drunk again last night."Forcing himself to ignore his agony, he looked meekly at her and replied, "Now, hon, why would you say such a mean thing?""Well," she said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but, mostly....it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the downstairs mirror!"

[4X4CHICHI]

i like it.

[drunkenmaxx]

i dont approve of jokes making fun of people like me!

[GMJAP]

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »i dont approve of jokes making fun of people like me! Sounds like you need a drink....

[drunkenmaxx]

i tell you what, i could go for one!!! i quit drinking during the week (a very hard accomplishment i havent done in over 3 years). i havent been drunk since last sunday.to make matters worse, it is the slowest day ever at work and i have an hour to go...

[Vibr8tr]

Hey Drunken, what do you do for work, you are always talking about how you only have a few hours to go, but have nothing to do....

[drunkenmaxx]

i work in the prepress department of a printing company and am very fast at what i do!(logo recreation, file prep, poly plate output, film outpue, film developing, film stripping, plate burning, etc.)editi forgot, i do lots of typesetting too.

[kevera]

I used to work for Heidelberg doing setup of these 4 color beasts.Now I service the commercial end of printing,xerox high volume printers.Our industry has slowed down quite alot over the last few years.

[drunkenmaxx]

my company is picking up speed. we just got a new 8 color digital proofer and the thing is awesome! it can match a 4 color job exactly how it should look on press! we used to just do 1 and 2 color business stationary. now we have a 2-2 color presses, 2-1 colors, and a 4 color and do all kinds of stuff.

[kevera]

I noticed the press side of things has picked up.But I jumped over to the offset side and it has dropped by 30%.Not much service on press related machinery anymore,thankfully I still have a few big customer that have lots of volume to keep me somewhat busy.