Friday funny!

Funny or humorous-type discussions. (follow posting rules)
Post Reply
ToolGuy
Posts: 3584
Joined: Wed Jul 28, 2004 3:38 am

Friday funny!

Post by ToolGuy »

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am. The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must be in IT," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip." The woman below responded, "You must be in Management." "I am", replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my f!@#$%^ g fault."
drunkenmaxx
Posts: 6300
Joined: Mon Jul 21, 2003 6:19 am

Re: Friday funny! (MiVibe-ToolGuy)

Post by drunkenmaxx »

chew aura pizza cheat main"the world in my hands, there's noone left to hear you scream, noone's there for you"
ToolGuy
Posts: 3584
Joined: Wed Jul 28, 2004 3:38 am

Re: Friday funny! (drunkenmaxx)

Post by ToolGuy »

coldmm803
Posts: 1022
Joined: Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:22 am

Post by coldmm803 »

2 yrs old or not, i like it
MRCN RCE
Posts: 1727
Joined: Thu May 04, 2006 1:14 pm

Re: (coldmm803)

Post by MRCN RCE »

Quote, originally posted by coldmm803 »2 yrs old or not, i like ityep
GENVIBE: THE PLACE WHERE ALL THE COOL KIDS HANG OUT05 GTK&N SRI, exedy clutch, fidanza flywheel, Neo-GensLIFT: the equivalent of viagra for your tach n speedomy garagehttp://forums.genvibe.com/zerothread?id=24931
Vibr8tr
Posts: 833
Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:59 am

Re: (MRCN RCE)

Post by Vibr8tr »

As an IT guy myself.... I love giving people answers they can't figure out.... it's fun
MSN: jjbova@hotmail.com - Yahoo: jjbova - Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/jjbovaSee My Vibe at Cardomain.com
silver_vibe
Posts: 562
Joined: Wed Nov 12, 2003 1:33 am

Re: (Vibr8tr)

Post by silver_vibe »

Quote, originally posted by Vibr8tr »As an IT guy myself.... I love giving people answers they can't figure out.... it's fun ditto
Vibr8tr
Posts: 833
Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:59 am

Re: (silver_vibe)

Post by Vibr8tr »

ok, as an IT guy, I thought this was funny, so I sent it out to the other guys in the shop, who in turn forwarded it around some.... well, it made it up to Management, and this was the reply we got from them....Quote, originally posted by Army Management Guy »FYI... Between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.. puts you in the North Atlantic! About 400 miles southeast of Nova Scotia, actually. So.. no land... no woman.. not unless she's on an aircraft carrier Now, the weather in the North Atlantic sucks pretty bad.. that location frequently gets blasted by strengthening extratropical cyclones off the eastern seaboard during the spring, fall and winter. We're talking surface winds up to hurricane force out over the open water!Anyone piloting a hot air balloon in the North Atlantic would be NUTS... particularly in the winter and transition seasons. Summer would be better.. but then you'd have to look out for tropical systems on the re-curve. Either way, you'd still be caught in the westerlies aloft and be drifting thousands of miles over the open ocean!I guess what I'm saying, is, that for this joke to work better, pick some lat/lons over land -BWell.... in disproving this joke is real.... he sure did show this joke was true..... Who else but management would have time to look up and disproove a joke? LOL
MSN: jjbova@hotmail.com - Yahoo: jjbova - Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/jjbovaSee My Vibe at Cardomain.com
Atomb
Posts: 1236
Joined: Mon May 17, 2004 1:17 am

Post by Atomb »

that's not really 'looking up' anything....with a quick thought, you'd be able to estimate where those coords dump you....once that got in your head, you'd want to then maybe get an exact location just for kicks....but then we're talking 'engineer' territory! PS: it's engineers week! http://www.eweek.org yay!!
I have signatures turned off so I'm not even sure what mine says in this space!
Sputnik
Posts: 3775
Joined: Tue May 28, 2002 9:56 am
Location: Ottawa, ON

Re: Friday funny!

Post by Sputnik »

Alright management bashers - as a manager, I must say I got to where I am through IT first. So there.
GenVibe Global Moderator

Current: 2012 Nissan Juke SL - Sapphire Blue Onyx (July '12 - present)
Current: 2012 Nissan Leaf SL 100% Electric - Blue Ocean (Dec '11 - present)

Past: 2003 Pontiac Vibe - Satellite Silver (Aug '02 - Dec '07)
Post Reply