Stupid Spammers

[ColonelPanic]

Every now and then, I run across a piece of spam that's just funny... I had to share.At the top was the usual prescription drugs I can buy from these guys. I'm thinking about taking them up on the offer, I hear the Xanax/Viagra/Cialis/Ambien/Valium cocktail is pretty hot nowadays with the kids, it's the cool buzz to have! Quote » Take the prisoners to Interview nine at once.Gentlemen-this way if you please.No. Medical teams are stationed there in the hospital inside thethe dear little doggy communicates with me by gravimetric waves which,sunlight that streamed through the ceiling-high, stained-glassthere was a good chance that it was locked. Indefatigable steppedof a black floormop. The cessation of physical activity was welcome-asinto an appreciative half circle while we let fly.wise beyond your years. An old head on a young body. Therefore you areWe have a good idea. We plant bugs where we can, fly spyeyes prettyThat makes sense about like something translated via Google Translator from Chinese to English to French to English to German to English to Korean and finally back to English. What "gems" do you guys have in your mailboxes? lol

[Jahntassa]

It's how they try to bypass spam filters. Fill it with garbage, though grammatically correct garbage, and the spam filters will often think it's legit.

[vibe-04]

yeah, its like some new form of avant-guard poetry.I just finished redoing the spam rules on our server, too many false positives,The last I heard was approx 61 Billion spams a day are sent. What a waste.

[jimincalif]

Last month I got a variation of the Nigerian bank transfer scam, only this time supposedly it was Pinochet's doctor. It was maybe just a week after Pinochet died. These guys are getting quick.

[coldmm803]

heres 2 that i got today in gmail, i cant stand the spam thru gmail i mainly use my yahoo accounttitle: want to be a hero in bed?msg: linkand how stupid I am "avarice " of courseBeing then in a pleasant frame of mind from whichand told me that the------------------another email similar topicmsg: linkand put me in the road back to the hotel I have remarked that at those timesBut for very shame

[vibe-04]

Check this one I caught this morning."I'm sorry, Paul. date concave She had used a chain attached to the Cherokee's trailer-hitch to do this. He wanted to tell her so much, wanted to tell her even though he knew that a ravening paranoid like Annie would reject what was so obvious. Jesus Christ, Ted Nugent would be just fine. Just not being caught, it seemed, was a marvellous restorative. I killed her because she caught me cheating. Paulie. She had never heard Geoffrey sound so, and would not have believed it if someone had told her of it. In the picture she looked like something whose bones might have been exhumed from the La Brea Tar Pits. crosstalk

[coldmm803]

lol, thats awesomecars, ted nugent and murder all in one...wow

[Vibr8tr]

I get the ones from "e-bay" and "pay-pal" alot. I started forwarding them to the real e-bay and paypal, and the companies are very happy to get them. I know it doesn't help much, but it makes me feel better.I wonder how much money people make off those? (mainly the perscription drugs ones). I mean, I understand it costs them next to nothing to e-mail a few million people, and they only need a few people to bite to actually make money.... but I wonder about the statistics of it all....

[joatmon]

I got one today, one like a lot I am getting offering me "inside" information about a stock I should buy, Quote »Huge events are driving XXXX way up. This one is still trading at only a fraction of its book value. A massive PR campaign has kicked off with some exciting news:Symbol: XXXX }Short Term Target: $5.00Long term Target: $10Finally the market is ready for explosionThursday Jan 11 2007. will be a huge growth of XXXXGet ready to make some cash today!Get in while there is still time.(replaced stock symbol with XXX, so as not to help the spammer) What got my attention on this one was the title, made me think of the most prolific poster here from NJ Quote, originally posted by "spam title" »N.J. suspected as source of stench MORE ...