Crematorium fire

KNINE · Post by **KNINE** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:42 pm

This is funny and gross at the same time! http://www.abc4.com/local_news...D3D98

redlava · Post by **redlava** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:57 pm

I smell bacon.

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:05 am

new meaning to the term lard (removed)!

ZubenElGenubi · Post by **ZubenElGenubi** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:11 am

The last paragraph cracked me up:Quote, originally posted by cheeky reporter Â»The crematorium is back in business and the funeral director said they'll notify the family to assure them their loved one wasn't harmed.

theangrydwarf1 · Post by **theangrydwarf1** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 1:58 am

600lbs, how long does that take to bake?

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:00 am

i dunno but the 14lb turkey i made took all friggin' day, so just imagine!!!!

zionzr2 · Post by **zionzr2** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 3:30 am

Quote, originally posted by ZubenElGenubi Â»The last paragraph cracked me up:"The crematorium is back in business and the funeral director said they'll notify the family to assure them their loved one wasn't harmed."How is this possible I thought he was all ready passed on and then they had issues with burning him to ashes. How is it possible to harm him any more.Definatly a "News of the Weird"

Psychobroker · Post by **Psychobroker** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 3:54 am

Quote, originally posted by zionzr2 Â»How is this possible I thought he was all ready passed on and then they had issues with burning him to ashes. How is it possible to harm him any more.Definatly a "News of the Weird"They are speaking of "mishandling his remains".Families of the deceased can get all freaked out about how their loved one's remains were (or were not) handled. I actually write professional lisbility coverage for mortuaries and funeral directors, and some of the claims can be absurd while others are legit. Judges award damages for emotional distress and mental anguish arising from the mishandling of remains all the time.

ragingfish · Post by **ragingfish** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:06 am

Quote, originally posted by theangrydwarf1 Â»600lbs, how long does that take to bake? i think i heard once 24 days @ 375 or until they turn golden brown.

theangrydwarf1 · Post by **theangrydwarf1** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:53 am

Quote, originally posted by ragingfish Â»i think i heard once 24 days @ 375 or until they turn golden brown. You definately dont want to use a slow cooker then.

Atomb · Post by **Atomb** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:45 am

do you think at some point during the fire-fight somebody said..."i've got a wicked craving for KFC."?

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