bad day for the pharmecist

[drunkenmaxx]

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he wouldeven answer the phone. "Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that, I locked the house with both house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys."Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook." He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels and the phone was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke. "Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing again with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer."And believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her."

[djb383]

Tooooo Good!

[scherry2]

ROFL! I'll bet that was all he told her too.

[mspalmer]

Pretty good one (especially being a pharmacist myself). Some of the true stories are the best ones. A true story that comes to mind:Patient prescribed Anusol suppositories for hemmorhoids, picked up prescription (without asking any questions) and called about 2 hours later and asked why they hurt so bad while inserting them. It turns out he wasn't taking the foil wrapper off the suppository before inserting them. ============================My favorite pharmacy related joke.A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked: "Do you have Viagra?""Yes," he answered.She asked, "Does it work?""Yes," he answered."Can you get it over the counter?" she asked."I can if I take two," he answered. Mike

[scherry2]