Body kits and altezzas are great!!!!

[ColonelPanic]

So, you Vibers are always griping about the lack of body kits and altezza lights for your cars... But think about it this way...In reality, the lack of this crap is really protecting your cars! Just think, if this stuff was common, you'd be seeing disasters made of the Vibe like.......... drum roll please.........I'm really diggin' the "busted up and almost falling off" look, I must admit! And the one light busted out on the trunk lid... That's just style there!

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[CAN-AWD-VIBE]

thats not busted that "tuned"its for circle track racing one side lower then the other for aerodynamics. DUH

[ColonelPanic]

Oh! I never thought about them taking it to the track... I think you're right on the money there! I just brushed up on my Laws of Aerodynamics book I have sitting on the shelf, sure enough flapping fiberglass on the left will significantly enhance stability of a vehicle at a high rate of speed.. Couple that with the spoiler that will provide ample downforce once the car hits, oh, say 500 MPH or so, and this thing will handle great!

[tcam]

I actually think the rear bumper would look really good if it weren't broken. And I don't mind the spoiler that much either. It's just a bit too high up.

[ColonelPanic]

LOL Rob! I find it also bears a strong resemblance to this gadget:

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[KNINE]

At least the Gillette is good for something.

[drunkenmaxx]

that's a handle so paul bunion (sp?) can pick up his toys easily.

[Mrizzle05]

so whats so funny about that car... it looks like mine... except my rear bumper didnt have "CURB FEELERS" *and i hit a puddle with my rear and it looked worse then that!!!But the tuning gods created fiberglass... and i fixed my rear bumper to look good again.. i would NEVER let my bumper look like that, let alone stay like that.

[scherry2]

yours looks like the gillette razor too!

[NascarXprt]

it looks good but there is no purpose for a rear spoiler on a fwd car.but there are ways to make the two work well in unison and complement the car.

[Mrizzle05]

Quote, originally posted by scherry2 »yours looks like the gillette razor too! HA!!!! but mines the fusion series! spoilers are only for show guys!!! geez welcome to the tuner world.

[drunkenmaxx]

aha! see the irony? tuner. adding a spoiler is tuning? so, mrizzle, is your name how snoop dogg would say mrice?

[Mrizzle05]

that was in the past... dont bring up old dirt! And it adds aerodynamics... duh!and im Mrizzle... "wheres my powder?"

[ColonelPanic]

Quote, originally posted by drunkenmaxx »so, mrizzle, is your name how snoop dogg would say mrice? Hmm, that's a good question. Maybe we can find an answer this way:Quote, originally posted by ColonelPizzle »So you Pusha is always grip'n `bout tha lack of body kits n altezza lights fo` yo cars... But thiznink `bout it this way... In reality, tha lack of this C-R-to-tha-izzap is really protect'n yo cars! Just think, if this *"near-expletive" deleted* was common, you'd be straight trippin' poser mizzle of tha Vibe like.......... drum roll pleaze......... I'm really diggin' tha "busted up n almost fall'n off" look, I mizzay admit fo my bling bling! And tha one light busted out on tha trunk lid... That's just style there . Dogg House Records in the *expletive deleted* house!Quote, originally posted by CAN-AWD-VIBE »thats not busted T-H-to-tha-izzat "tuned" its fo` circle T-R-to-tha-izzack rhymin' one side gangsta T-H-to-tha-izzen tha otha fo` aerizzles. DUH Quote, originally posted by ColonelPizzle »Oh . know what im sayin?! I neva thought `bout thiznem tak'n it ta tha track... I thiznink you're right on tha money there cuz I'm fresh out the pen! I jizzust brushed up on mah Laws of Aerodynizzles book I have sitt'n on tha shelf, sure enough steppin' fiberglass on tha left will significantly enhance stability of a vehicle at a high rate of speed.. Couple tizzle wit tha spoila tizzy W-to-tha-izzill provide ample downforce once tha ride hizzits, oh, say 500 MPH or so, n this thing wizzill handle great! Quote, originally posted by tcam »I actually thiznink tha rear bumpa would look really good if it weren't broken , betta check yo self. And I D-to-tha-izzon't mind tha spoila thiznat M-to-tha-izzuch eitha. It's jizzle a bit too high up , *expletive deleted* better recognize. Quote, originally posted by silverawd26 »Thizzat is not a rear spoila, that is a piznark bench riveted ta they trunk. Quote, originally posted by ColonelPizzle »LOL Rob! I find it also bears a strong resemblance ta this gadget:Quote, originally posted by K-NINE »At least tha Gillette is good fo` sum-m sum-m. Quote, originally posted by drunkenmaxx »that's a handle so paul bunion (sp?) can pizzle up his toys easily.Quote, originally posted by Mrizzle05 »so whats so F-U-Double-Nizzy `bout tizzy car... it looks like mine... except mah rizzle bumpa didnt have "CURB FEELERS" *and i hit a puddle wit mah rizzle n it looked worse tizzle that!!! But tha tun'n gods created fiberglass... n i fixed mah rear gangsta ta look good again.. i would NEVER let mah *expletive deleted* look like thizzay let alone stay like that. "ONLY THE BEGINNING" "WARNING: Genvibe is a very addictive website... constant use can result in ride modificizzles n a trippin' of yo bank account. use wit extreme caution! Quote, originally posted by scherry2 »yos looks like tha gillette razor too! Quote, originally posted by NascarXprt »it looks good but there is no purpose fo` a rear spoila on a fwd car. but there is ways ta makes tha two wizzle W-to-tha-izzell in unison n complement tha car.Quote, originally posted by Mrizzle05 »HA!!!! but mines tha fusion series!spoila is only fo` show guys!!! geez welcome ta tha tuna world. Quote, originally posted by drunkenmaxx »aha! see tha irony? tuna. add'n a spoila is tun'n? so, mrizzle, is yo name how snoop dizzy would say mrice? Quote, originally posted by Mrizzle05 »tizzle was in tha past... diznont bring up old dizzle! And it adds aerizzles. duh!DOH! Sorry drunken, I thought I was on to something but still don't know if rizzle=rice since this language is quite obscure. I'm ColonelPizzle, but you said pick up above too and it got pizzle outta that... So seeing that, it still is possible that rizzle means not only ride but rice too! But at least we got to see things how Snoop himself would see it if he were to browse this thread!

[Sputnik]

Okay funny as that post is, lets not get carried away here... this is the "Others" forum, not "how to talk like snoop dogg" forum.

[Mrizzle05]

i cant believe you took the time to do that CP-izzle!!!LAMO!!!

[CAN-AWD-VIBE]

http://www.gizoogle.com/index....nvibe

[damronjr]

Quote, originally posted by Mrizzle05 »HA!!!! but mines the fusion series! spoilers are only for show guys!!! geez welcome to the tuner world.Good luck with this arguement, RICER!

[damronjr]

Quote, originally posted by Sputnik »Okay funny as that post is, lets not get carried away here... this is the "Others" forum, not "how to talk like snoop dogg" forum.Here comes Mom to stop all the fun!

[savedbyzero]

So why is it ok to poke fun at these cars, but when I've said similiar comments about some of the vibes around here, I get drilled?

[tcam]

Quote, originally posted by drunkenmaxx »tuner. adding a spoiler is tuning? yes it is. have u ever been to a tuner event? tuning could mean adjusting ur car in any way.by the way, Mrizzle, I think ur car looked good dude.

[Mrizzle05]

thanks i thought it did too! LOL

[savedbyzero]

Quote, originally posted by tcam »yes it is. have u ever been to a tuner event? tuning could mean adjusting ur car in any way.by the way, Mrizzle, I think ur car looked good dude.That seems to be the most misguided comment I've heard in awhile. This must mean that Autozone is a Tuner shop then. Just think, you could come out of there ready to destroy! Vinyl stickers, neons, plastic chrome air freshners, spinning hubcabs, 5" exhaust tips, wiper LEDs, a hot chain license plate frame, and last but not least a fire extinguisher in case all those previous mods becmoe too much for said tuner to handle...The word "tuner" has been distorted and wapred over the last few years. Seems like anyone with less than V8 and a loud exhaust thinks they're a "tuner". Would I consider myself a "tuner"? By no means...I don't "tune" anything. I like a nice clean, low, good sounding car. If I had a spoiler would I be a tuner? No.Thanks to amazing cinematic feats such as The Fast and The Furious, we now have a generation of car guys who think they "tune" when reality is, there's only a hand full of true tuners out there...and most of them don't have wings...or neons...or stereos.

[Mrizzle05]

Whoa... i was saying it just as fun and games... cuz of the rice names for having a spoiler.I know im not a tuner... i love what you say just as much. im more for show then power and trying to be a tuner.I agree about people calling themselves tuners with hondas and sentras... and know F&F has misinterpreted the term "tuner"

[drunkenmaxx]

ha ha! i love wikipedia!It has become fairly popular to modify or customize a sport compact, commonly referred to as tuning. This has given rise to the term "tuner" for the owners of modified sport compacts, and, by extension, their automobiles. There is a large market for bolt-on performance enhancing equipment that fits small cars of this type. This market also includes a lot of equipment that is cosmetic (something that changes the appearance of the vehicle).Many self-described "tuners" spend more money on spoilers, ground effects, neon lighting, poorly-designed exhausts, loud sound systems, large wheels with low-profile tires and other style/image products than they do on performance enhancing modifications, creating a car commonly named rice burner. In many cases, these modifications severely hinder the performance of the car either by increasing curb weight or counteracting original design decisions. For example, a large rear spoiler on a FWD car will reduce traction, and larger wheels require more force to move.This practice is looked down upon by car enthusiasts of all varieties, who often refer to such characters as rice boys. The rapid explosion of ineffective (and disruptive, in the case of buzzing exhausts and rattling subs) modifications has led to a backlash of sorts against all of those who modify their sport compacts. Much to the distress to those participating in the import scene, this has led to the term tuner becoming a pejorative in many circles. Many tuners pour thousands of dollars into engine tuning and performance tuning, and are offended when lumped into the same category as rice boys. Many tuners modify their sport compacts to outrun sports cars with double or in some cases, triple the displacement of their engines.

[savedbyzero]

Quote, originally posted by Mrizzle05 »Whoa... i was saying it just as fun and games... cuz of the rice names for having a spoiler.I know im not a tuner... i love what you say just as much. im more for show then power and trying to be a tuner.I agree about people calling themselves tuners with hondas and sentras... and know F&F has misinterpreted the term "tuner"Sorry, I was actually referring to Tcam's comment on spoilers.Drunken....As for me and Wiki, looks like we see eye to eye!

[drunkenmaxx]

i figured you'd enjoy that. check out this definative page:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rice_boy

[VforVIBE]

Quote, originally posted by silverawd26 »That is not a rear spoiler, that is a park bench riveted to their trunk. Nope, sorry it's a ironing board.