alternatives to bad language

[GormalVibe]

Dear Employees:It has been brought to management's attention that some individualsthroughout the company have been using foul language during the courseof normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaintsreceived from some employees who may be easily offended, this type oflanguage will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the criticalimportance of being able to accurately express your feelings whencommunicating with co-workers. Therefore, we are providing a list of 18 newand innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases so that proper exchange of ideas andinformation can continue in an effective manner.1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.2) TRY SAYING: Really?INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh__ing me!3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.INSTEAD OF: No f______ way.5) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.6) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.INSTEAD OF: It's not my f______ problem.7) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.INSTEAD OF: What the f___?8) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.9) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.INSTEAD OF: Why the h___ didn't you tell me sooner?10) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.11) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.12) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.INSTEAD OF: F___ it, I'm on salary.13) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.14) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?INSTEAD OF: Who the h___ died and made you boss?15) TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.Thank You,Human Resources

[Mrizzle05]

I havent seen that one in forever... good find.Thats one of my all-time favs.!

[drunkenmaxx]

todd nailed that a little over a year ago.http://forums.genvibe.com/zerothread?id=15541