Deep Thoughts

[AZViking]

Some people are like slinkies,They don't really have a purpose,But they still bring a smile to your facewhen you push them down the stairs.

[Mrizzle05]

dont you think its amazin to see physics at work!!!How the coils move and make that amazing slinky sound...And i bet mine can beat yours!!!

[Mrizzle05]

man its really gotta be monday syndrome!!!I really thought you were talking about slinkies in general.... gosh, push my *** down the stairs!

[BlueCrush]

I love Jack Handey! Deep Thoughts was hilarious. Here is another one:"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."

[Toasted7]

Quote, originally posted by Mrizzle05 »man its really gotta be monday syndrome!!! Monday syndrome on a Tuesday... that's rough.

[Mrizzle05]

Tell me about it, i was out of it or something!

[scherry2]

Quote, originally posted by BlueCrush »I love Jack Handey! Deep Thoughts was hilarious. and another: If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

[BlueCrush]

If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.

[rebbierae]

Stop!!! Our IT department gets MAD when I spit soda all over my monitor!! Man, I miss Jack Handey!

[northvibe]

LOL i did spit water out to bad if my pos crt my work gave me goes out i get another pos crt hahah man these are great.

[BlueCrush]

When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

[ZubenElGenubi]

If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open,and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.(my wife's favorite)Ooh...just in time for tonight's chat!

[scherry2]

I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"

[BlueCrush]

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

[AZViking]

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone

[AZViking]

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

[Mrizzle05]

Quote, originally posted by AZViking »I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.I did that once... tried to get them back twice... but didnt have anymore arms to keep trying to reach the bottom!!!

[scherry2]

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

[BlueCrush]

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games.

[scherry2]

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

[BlueCrush]

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

[shanemade]

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.

[shanemade]

I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality.

[AKLGT]

the thing that really bothered me about King Kong, is that little children could look up and see his giant genetalia. wow! i miss jack handey! (removed)