communication problem

[Thewhite]

you all heard about the differences between men and women languages. here's 8 new exemples...1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.Female..... Any part under a car's hood.Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.Male... Playing football without a cup.3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.Female.... A desire to get married and raise a familyMale..... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.Male... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.Male..... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.Male. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.Male.. A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.