The Mailman

[ToolGuy]

Subject: The MailmanOne Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route.As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in thedriveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with aload of empty beer and liquor bottles."Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night." themailman comments.Bob in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This isthe first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We hadabout fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for Christmas Cheerand it got a bit wild.Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started playing "WHO AM I."The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?""Well all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with asheet covering us and only our "privates" showing through a hole in thesheet.Then the women try to guess who it is."The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that.""Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds."Your name came up four orfive times.

[Mavrik]

hahaha the mailman really gets around