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Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 5:58 am

Here is a exerpt from one of my favorite sites, it is worth a look. www.theonion.com Laid-Off Zoologist Goes On Tranquilizing RampageSAN DIEGOâ€”Twelve San Diego Zoo visitors and two employees were brutally sedated Monday, when laid-off zoologist Dr. Brian Vermeer, 41, returned to his former place of work armed with a tranquilizer gun and began firing into a crowd. "It was kind of horrible," said Maria Christopher, 44, who witnessed the tranquilizing spree. "People were gently falling asleep over the course of 20 to 30 seconds everywhere." The spree ended when Vermeer turned his gun on himself, knocking himself out for half an hour.

Triton · Post by **Triton** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 5:58 am

That site is great! Hillarious news clippings!

JayAyeEm · Post by **JayAyeEm** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 11:29 am

The All-Time greatest Onion article, IMHO http://www.theonion.com/onion3502/very_ ... orces.html

Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 12:07 pm

Oh my god that was great. I have to wipe the tears off my face.

Frosty · Post by **Frosty** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 10:27 pm

Great stuff! Reminds me of the Ad Busters Magazine, there is another sarcastic one that I can't think of too. The alien shoe one had to go to my addicted daughter.Thanks for sharing.

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