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ColonelPanic
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So, this pirate walks into a bar and the bartender notices that he has a steering wheel stuck to his crotch. Curious, the bartender asks him about it... "Are you aware that you have a steering wheel stuck to your crotch?"The pirate replies "Arr, I know, it's drivin' me nuts!"I know. Fricken horrible. But I had to share.
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Post by northvibe »

lol colonelpanic, hahhah thats a pretty good one, but is this just to make up for losing post throne?
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Re: Pirate (ColonelPanic)

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Hadn't heard that one yet, pretty good though.
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Mr. Poopypants
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Post by Mr. Poopypants »

I've heard that but I can't help but laugh every time I hear it.
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