smacking forehead im so stupid! stupid stupid stupid!!!

[drunkenmaxx]

ok, so, i went on a date saturday night. we went to applebee's to eat, then had an hour and a half to kill before the movie we were going to see started. so, with nothing in the area to do, we decide to walk around target. (ooh the excitement) after a while, she has to use the restroom, so i am waiting outside the bathroom. i get the great idea to hide around the corner and scare the crap out of her when she comes out. i wait, like a tiger getting ready to pounce on an unsuspecting elk. i hear the bathroom door open, a few footsteps, then "rrraaaaaa!!!".damn the luck, it was some poor lady i didn't know was in the bathroom. she screams "oh my god!!"i said "$4!t im sorry, im soooo sorry"she just walked away laughing eventually. when my date came out of the bathroom, i said, "we gotta get the F outta here, i just scared the S out of some poor lady that i thought was you"she found it entertaining.

[millster]

You went on a date? Oh, that is funny!Oh... what wasn't the humor part. Sorry. I guess at least she found it funny and the other lady didn't mace you or anything.

[Mase]

HA HA. That's classic.I did the same thing when I was a kid. I was waiting around the corner of the kitchen to jump out and scare my little brother. I heard footsteps so I got ready then jumped out from the corner and yelled "RAAAA!"....and heard no reaaction. I looked up and it was my dad giving me a look like I was insane or something.

[ZubenElGenubi]

That you thought jumping out and scaring your date as she was coming out of the bathroom was a good idea....

[rebbierae]

Hmm, just got a glimpse into what a Drunkendate would be like......

[Mr. Poopypants]

HAHAHA classic!

[drunkenmaxx]

Quote, originally posted by ZubenElGenubi »That you thought jumping out and scaring your date as she was coming out of the bathroom was a good idea.... well, i won't date an uptight hawty tawty beotch. i had already hung out with twice before that, and we had been talking on the phone for a week. i knew she could handle it. if not, i wouldn't date her anyway, because that is who i am.hammer all you want! here, ill help out:

[Mr. Poopypants]

Let me get in on this. and

[Flip-Side]

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »i hear the bathroom door open, a few footsteps, then "rrraaaaaa!!!".damn the luck, it was some poor lady i didn't know was in the bathroom. she screams "oh my god!!"Bwa-hahaha! That is some kind of awesome bro. These are the moments life is made of. Next time I'll chew and swallow my food before I read your "humor" posts.

[gargoyle]

hahahaaaa! That's funny right there... you so crazy!I can imagine her going to the service desk to complain..."There's some creepy tattooed guy lurking outside the women's rest room yelling "raaaa!"... and he wreaked of Busch beer and Tabasco sauce!"

[drunkenmaxx]

at least she was leaving the bathroom so she was completely empty!i would have felt really bad if she had crapped her pants.

[rebbierae]

If that had happened I hope you would have been responsible enough to go purchase her a pack of "Oops! I Crapped My Pants!" for her trip home!!

[Toolman]

At least you did not give her a big kiss or grab her a$$, that would have been a bit more embarassing.

[Flip-Side]

I dunno...grandma could have been a super-freak.

[drunkenmaxx]

Quote, originally posted by Flip-Side »I dunno...grandma could have been a super-freak.grandma? she was close to my age.now we know what's on your mind, you sicko!

[Mavrik]

Here I thought the punchline was you were on a date to... but then it just got even better lol... well... I thought you were going to say you went in there and scared her... now that would have been even funnier.

[AKLGT]

lol. that is classic.

[zionzr2]

this thread was a good laugh!!!Thanks

[scherry2]

I can just see that happening. LOL man you must have felt really small.

[BigMac]

Wish I'd joined in your forum sooner... all the laughs I must have missed...

[gargoyle]

Quote, originally posted by BigMac »Wish I'd joined in your forum sooner... all the laughs I must have missed...Don't worry... I'm sure there will be plenty more.

[drunkenmaxx]

Quote, originally posted by gargoyle » he wreaked of Busch beer and Tabasco sauce!"i wonder how many people actually got that...

[gargoyle]

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »i wonder how many people actually got that...Hahahaa! probably a few anyway. EDIT: and for those who don't... http://forums.genvibe.com/zerothread?id=17686

[drunkenmaxx]

i almost forgot to tell what happened the saturday before that at her b-day BBQ!i was entirely drunk as hell on her front porch, me and a buddy were calling each other names for fun; he said something really bad and i said "oh yeah? suck my >"just as i finished my sentence, my pants fell to my ankles! (i have been losing weight recently)i didn't even remember it happening, but she told me about it. she found it funny enough to tell every single person she knows, including her parents and co-workers.i also fell up her front stairs that night.

[drunkenmaxx]

update:i am still dating her and have upgraded to farting in front of her status!god, im such a hunk!

[theangrydwarf1]

ROFLMAO!!! Ah, the spice of life.

[Flip-Side]

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »i am still dating her and have upgraded to farting in front of her status!Thats a big step in anyones relationship! You must be getting serious.

[northvibe]

drunken did you show her your sig picture yet? farting status...nice, so you ever sit on her and fart yet? if she doesnt leave you after that you know she sorta likes you

[drunkenmaxx]

Quote, originally posted by northvibe »so you ever sit on her and fart yet? if yeah, i tagged her leg saturday night!

[ToolGuy]

Just found this...Still making lasting first impressions I see! That lady will tell that story for years now!

[drunkenmaxx]

im telling you, what woman wouldn't want a drunken lover??

[gargoyle]

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »yeah, i tagged her leg saturday night!You'll know it's REALLY serious if she returns the "jesture"!

[Mr. Poopypants]

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »update:i am still dating her and have upgraded to farting in front of her status!god, im such a hunk!Does she laugh at your farts is the question.Drunken knows his way around the ladies. Did she let you finish with her leg? Chiki bow bow.I just threw up a little in my mouth.

[Flip-Side]

Quote, originally posted by northvibe »so you ever sit on her and fart yet? if she doesnt leave you after that you know she sorta likes youAgreed. You aren't truly a couple until you fart on her head. I don't make up these rules people. It's like dogs sniffing each others butts....but backwards.

[drunkenmaxx]

she laughs at some of them, but i laugh more.she already said i better never fart in her face. what the hell? what's the harm in a little love toot?

[Mr. Poopypants]

I gave Mrs. Poopypants a Dutch Oven last night after eating Taco Bell. Ahh, the beauty of farting with/at/on your significant other.

[drunkenmaxx]

the fun continues!she got home from work late last night. (11:30pm)i got into bed shortly before she arrived home, foolishly assuming i was asleep! there i lay, pretending to slumber; she comes into the room, thoughtfully leaving the light off as not to wake me. she comes to the nightstand next to the bed and i belt out a vampire type hiss, scaring the bejezus out of her! ha ha ha!she said i was going to kill her one of these days pulling that crap!what a lucky lady she is no?

[NascarXprt]

rotflmfao thats great.

[Mrizzle05]

man... im surprised she hasnt played any on you!or killed you yet.