The end of the world is near...again

[redlava]

http://www.fhm.com/site/bigeye....htmlNOOOOO! Not again. I am to young and handsome to die like that.

[jake75]

Great news! I now no longer have to worry about outliving my retirement fund.

[rasermon]

Weekly World News. I ain't been this disappointed since Bat Boys great adventure.

[Summer]

Okay, Americans shouldn't panic until the facts are in...When the facts ARE in, panicking will be productive? Non-Americans have nothing to worry about? I'm confused...but prepared to panic when the official okay comes in....

[Mr. Poopypants]

Quote, originally posted by rasermon »Weekly World News. I ain't been this disappointed since Bat Boys great adventure. Intersting sub-note to the whole bat-boy saga. A local college put together and presented "Bat-Boy the Musical"Unfortunately, I found out about it the week after it closed. Damn my luck.

[damronjr]

ONLY 9 YRS LEFT! I'm getting divorced tomorrow and sleeping with every girl that looks at me funny! I intend to prodice at least 365 kids this year! Oh yeah, and every dime I make is going to the Vibe! Imagine what it will look like in 9 yrs!!!!!

[scherry2]

Quote, originally posted by damronjr » I'm getting divorced tomorrow and sleeping with every girl that looks at me funny! I intend to prodice at least 365 kids this year! Oh yeah, Imagine what it will look like in 9 yrs!!!!!shouldn't that be: Imagine what I will look like in 9 yrs!!!!!

[kostby]

Quote, originally posted by WeeklyWorldNews »"The existence of this so called chaos cloud is only a theory. Americans shouldn't panic until all the facts are in.""Chaos cloud?" Hmmm. Isn't that another name for the recent marketing strategy of US automakers??? It's definitely time to Panic, right Colonel?

[ZubenElGenubi]

Normally, I debunk anything from the Weekly World News with this simple point: "It's from the Weekly World News!"But, Phil Plait (The host of Bad Astronomy), did a much better job:http://www.badastronomy.com/ba....html

[Summer]

Well, dang! I was all set to run screaming through the streets! I guess now I'll just have to drive, screaming down the highway....