Boys will be boys!!

[zionzr2]

The following came from an anonymous mother in Austin, Texas...Things I've learned from Boys (honest and not kidding):1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house4 inches deep.2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adultsin a crowded restaurant.4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strongenough to rotate 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stopa baseball hit by a ceiling fan.7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uhoh", it's already too late8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies..10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.12.) Super glue is forever.13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.15.) VCR's do not eject "PB &J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.24.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.Those who pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without boys do it because:a) For those with no children - this is totally hysterical!b) For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.c) For those who have children this age, this is not funny.d) For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.e) For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control

[Flip-Side]

Quote, originally posted by zionzr2 »12.) Super glue is forever.Ahhh...good times.

[BOZACK]

roflmao. This was great. Ok, who wants to mix Clorox and brake fluid together with me?

[Raivis]

i will mix them tonight lol im part of the majority

[redlava]

I want to try this one too!!2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

[Charlievibe]

Quote, originally posted by zionzr2 »16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.Yeah, but you sure can have some fun trying it (I grew up with guys)!!!

[drunkenmaxx]

back in the day, i used to have a blast throwing lunch meat at the ceiling fan!we also used to tie batman to it with a long string and put it on high then watch him go!

[BOZACK]

My twin brother and I used to melt the green army men on the oil burner. We got more dangerous as we grew older.

[gargoyle]

Soooo... anyone try the Clorox and brake fluid yet? We want pics!!!

[Mavrik]

Myth Busters needs to try some of those lol They already tried the "beheading when jumping on a bed hitting s ceiling fan" theory.

[NUBlackshirts]

Things I found out while I was growing up:Non-dairy creamer will ignite when poured over an open flame.Just about ANYTHING will move quickly with an Estes rocket motor tied to it.Just because you have seen your father sand a painted surface, does not mean you know how to sand the same surface properly. (Ask my wife about that one and her neighbor's motorcycle.)

[gargoyle]

Quote, originally posted by gargoyle »Soooo... anyone try the Clorox and brake fluid yet? We want pics!!! Hmmm... no response or pics yet...Dang it! You all are gonna force me to go out and buy some Clorox!

[scott_h]

Quote, originally posted by NUBlackshirts »Things I found out while I was growing up:I learned that there is a really big spark and a lot of smoke when you light a handful of four boxes of sparklers at one time (taken out of the boxes at the time). Fortunately we, errr... THEY were standing under a bridge next to a creek to throw them in the water to put out the sparklers.I heard THEY ran like hell, and turned to see a hell of a lot of smoke billowing from under that bridge...Ahh... the good ol' days.... (so I heard)

[cohocarl]

This thread reminded me I need to put a new grill ignitor on my potato cannon......

[Mr. Poopypants]

Quote, originally posted by cohocarl »This thread reminded me I need to put a new grill ignitor on my potato cannon......Oh I miss mine, I need to build a new one. Coho... What did you use for "fuel" in the chamber? I was always partial to aerosol hairspray but it doesn't work every time.

[ToolGuy]

Quote, originally posted by cohocarl »This thread reminded me I need to put a new grill ignitor on my potato cannon......You made one too! Mine needs a new ignitor as well... 24.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.Who would try this!!!

[cohocarl]

Quote, originally posted by Mr. Poopypants » Coho... What did you use for "fuel" in the chamber? I was always partial to aerosol hairspray but it doesn't work every time.Ya, I had a huge can of cheap Aquanet hair spray. I'd open the end, spray almost exactly 3 seconds, quickly close end. I could leave mine sit quite a while and it would still fire. I quickly learned you need to air it out real well between shots.I need to get mine going again. I've got a yard full of apples and pears that chuck out at a pretty good velocity. If I work on mine, I'll take some pics and start a new thread to let this one get back on topic.

[gargoyle]

OK, I couldn't resist, I had to try it!!! the ingredients... (bleach and brake fluid) started with the bleach... added brake fluid... nothing happened... just yellowish liquid Maybe because I was too cheap to actually go get name brand Clorox?Oh well, in my opinion... myth busted!

[BOZACK]

Damn, I was hoping for a smoke show.

[ZubenElGenubi]

Quote, originally posted by gargoyle »OK, I couldn't resist, I had to try it!!! Oh well, in my opinion... myth busted! ROFL! You know, you have just saved a lot of us guys a bunch of trouble! Thanks!

[ZubenElGenubi]

Quote, originally posted by zionzr2 »8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.What you've got to watch out for is ammonia and bleach. Oh yeah, you'll get smoke alright...clorine gas.

[gargoyle]

Well, I didn't get the reaction I was hoping for... lots of smoke. But I did get the "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?" reaction from my wife. She says I never cease to amaze her.

[ZubenElGenubi]

Quote, originally posted by gargoyle »Well, I didn't get the reaction I was hoping for... lots of smoke. But I did get the "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?" reaction from my wife. She says I never cease to amaze her. Did any smoke come out of her ears? Maybe that's the kind of smoke they were talking about...