You might be a ricer if...

ColonelPanic · Post by **ColonelPanic** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:13 pm

Find out here!I love it... "You add a super tall rear wing, and a hundred pounds of aftermarket ground effects, neon and stereo yet you gut the interior and yank out the rear seat for weight savings."

Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:52 pm

Good find

rebbierae · Post by **rebbierae** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:48 pm

Thanks CP--you never fail to make me laugh--first your new sig, and now the ricer thing! I was sitting at my desk reading it, laughing out loud, and two vendors came in and wanted to know what was so funny. That is a classic!

gargoyle · Post by **gargoyle** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 12:16 am

HA! That's classic!Let's add some more...You might be a ricer if......you think the contrast between your unpainted body kits and your factory paint job makes your car look "fast"!

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 12:22 am

how about if you call a short ram a cold air intake?even the guy at autozone does that! (removed)!! there is a difference for cripes sake!

MACMANIAC · Post by **MACMANIAC** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 12:35 am

You might be a ricer if......you believe the honda in fast and the furious could have come close to that charger, or the Challenger and Camaro in 2fast 2furious would not have spanked the mitsu's in the 1/4!

Houston · Post by **Houston** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:41 am

LOL! I can't believe I read the whole thing! I haven't laughed this much in a long time. My favorite: "Hell, you rev on people in electric wheelchairs ."Thanks.

Toasted7 · Post by **Toasted7** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:48 am

PRICELESS!!! I need to read the rest of these, very funny stuff!

tangerine · Post by **tangerine** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:38 am

damnit I'm a ricer.. You put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual transmission You painted the UNDERBODY of your car to match You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!You claim you lost because you missed a shift... and your car is an automaticyou are a white kid driving an import.. wear baggy pants/hat turned around, walk with a fake limp and end every sentence with "yew know wha I'm sayin? Relate." drive around in a $20,000 import with $10,000 in mods.. and still live with your parentsYou spend all your money pimping it out because spending money to make it faster is a waste You still only get dates from high school girls (I don't see why that makes me a ricer)

binary · Post by **binary** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:36 am

"You add a wing on TOP of your car, 'cause wagons need down force too "DOH!

Flip-Side · Post by **Flip-Side** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 6:23 pm

Ricers are great! They make me feel like a genious everytime I see them. So I feel like a genious all the time.

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