Quote, originally posted by redlava »Damn!!!All those years wasted. Guess I will just have to shave'em. I decided to go with mohawks and see how that works out.
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One of the guys her at work was bemoaning his nutgrass problem today. Said he was headed off to Home Depot to get something for it; I thought that was a little extreme...
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Quote, originally posted by Mr. Poopypants »I decided to go with mohawks and see how that works out.If the mohawks don't work out, you could try mullets!
Quote, originally posted by Mr. Poopypants »They would just sport a reverse mullet hang.Ok, well then you could just go with a "fro"...Quote, originally posted by Original Article »The hairy ball theorem of algebraic topology states that, in layman's terms, "one cannot comb the hair on a ball in a smooth manner".... then you wouldn't have to worry about combing it smooth! It might get kinda itchy though.