feelin' hot hot hot

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:03 am

so, SAT night, im sitting at a bar with some buddies, drinking... beer. someone orders a bloody mary, which is one of the few mixed drinks i like. it smells good, go me and a buddy order eacg one for ourselves. we got to talking about the tabasco in it and somehow ended up deciding that i would drink a glassful of it for $10. i did. surprisingly, i didn't throw up! my lips/stomach burned for about an hour. that's all.until the next morning and now. every fart/doo doo is hot enough to melt metal i swear!!

Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:24 am

And your crapper burning was a surprise after drinking the Tabasco?

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:25 am

the "ring" of fire! ha ha ha!! nah, no surprise poopy. had i not been heavily intoxicated, i would have never attempted such a thing.

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:29 am

>"my bunghole is a burning ring of fire. and it burns burns burns like i sat in a deep fryer..."

Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:31 am

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe Â»the "ring" of fire! ha ha ha!! nah, no surprise poopy. had i not been heavily intoxicated, i would have never attempted such a thing.I was gonna say! My general rule of thumb, no matter how good it is going in, you must always remember, it will have to come out sooner or later.

ArcsVibe · Post by **ArcsVibe** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:33 am

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe Â»>"my bunghole is a burning ring of fire. and it burns burns burns like i sat in a deep fryer..."That has to be the worst feeling in the world I had that same "feeling" eating super hot peppers, ugh!

Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:37 am

Yep, when I go to the Penguins games, I have to get nachos and they have the best jalapenos there and i have to load up the nachos with them. And I pay for it that night and the next morning.

sloth · Post by **sloth** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:39 am

I remember that feeling. My brother sent us some habenero salsa. So when we got it I stuck a chip in it and ate it. I thought I was going to die it was so hot. Luckily it wasn't quite as bad coming out.Afterwards I read the label. Add to Chilli. 1 teaspoon per pound of chilli.

gargoyle · Post by **gargoyle** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:48 am

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe Â»...we got to talking about the tabasco in it and somehow ended up deciding that i would drink a glassful of it for $10. i did. surprisingly, i didn't throw up! my lips/stomach burned for about an hour. that's all. until the next morning and now. every fart/doo doo is hot enough to melt metal i swear!! See, you can still get quality entertainment for only $10 bucks!He did pay up, right?

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:55 am

Quote, originally posted by gargoyle Â»See, you can still get quality entertainment for only $10 bucks!He did pay up, right? yeah it was 2 guys that gave me 5 each. not bad work for $10!! bought beer with it yesterday.

ToolGuy · Post by **ToolGuy** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:59 am

(removed) of fire, commonly gotten after eating spicy hot chicken wings...

Ponyota · Post by **Ponyota** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:29 am

So my question is, would you do it again? Why? lol

silver_vibe · Post by **silver_vibe** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:33 am

It could be worse, you could be in Death Valley, California today.

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silver_vibe · Post by **silver_vibe** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:43 am

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe Â»>"my bunghole is a burning ring of fire. and it burns burns burns like i sat in a deep fryer..."I have found that drinking milk or eating ice cream soon after eating HOT peppers mitigates the "burning bunghole."BTW - THIS is hot sauce http://www.originaljuan.com/product.asp?prodID=398 ... 7.1 Million Scoville units. It's a bit more than $10, but think of the fun you can have . Compare that to the hottest chili pepper: The "Red Savina" Habanero at 577,000 Scoville units. Pure Capsaicin (the chemical that makes peppers hot) is rated at around 16 Million Scoville units.

Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:01 am

Yeah, I've seen that stuff you are talking about. My butcher uses it, he uses 1 drop per pound of hot sausage and it is HOT. Don't you have to sign a release form to buy that stuff?

silver_vibe · Post by **silver_vibe** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:08 am

Quote, originally posted by Mr. Poopypants Â»Yeah, I've seen that stuff you are talking about. My butcher uses is, he uses 1 drop per pound of hot sausage and it is HOT. Don't you have so sign a release form to buy that stuff?I don't know if they make you sign a release online, but I did see it in a store once locked behind glass with a release form stuck to the glass.

zionzr2 · Post by **zionzr2** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:25 pm

this stuff you need to sign a realse form too....they put it on their wings...at http://www.quakersteak.comI have not yet been brave enough to try....Though if you do get a wing down with this sauce you get your name put up on the wall

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:37 pm

Quote, originally posted by Ponyota Â»So my question is, would you do it again? Why? lolif i needed $10, sure!

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