Do you Fart in your Vibe?

nismo · Post by **nismo** » Mon Jul 19, 2004 12:58 am

There's nothing wrong with farting in the car. As long as you let your air out. . Shouldn't be a problem.................. mmmmmmmm Taco Bell Beans. Inder Singh

Flip-Side · Post by **Flip-Side** » Mon Jul 19, 2004 3:30 am

Quote, originally posted by MonotoneSatellite Â»More methane fueled hilarity!It is like that link you posted was writen by someone just like me! It presents a very good question. When do you know it is ok to fart in front of a girl/boyfriend?

stahl · Post by **stahl** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 4:18 pm

Oh my God, I'm dying. I don't even know what I was doing. I think reading up on "A/C not cold enough issues", and then stumbled across this thread at 3 am. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.All I'm thinking now is that fart induction would be cheaper than NOS.

Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 12:22 am

OMFG!! How could I have let this thread slip through my fingers, why did I not post in this back in the day. YES!! I love farting; in my Vibe, in my fiance's car, on the couch, on my chair, in bed, in the shower, everywhere. How can you deny yourself the pleasure of not farting in your car, especially if you have passengers? You are not only robbing yourself of enjoyment, but you are also robbing your passengers of a good laugh. Do you hear me GenVibe, let your (removed) speak freely!!

Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 12:29 am

I had a post, but deleted it, I actually farted after writing it and realized why you lift your leg, if you are on a soft surface, it will not make noise, if you are on a hard surface, you don't have to lift the leg because you will have the vibration of what you are sitting on.

Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 12:36 am

But animals don't lift their legs to fart. They lift their leg to throw a wizz. Completely different situations.

Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 12:40 am

I think the only reason humans lift their legs is to get a little more sound out of a wind biscuit. I wouldn't think it's anything instictive or territorial, I just think people think farts are funny.

Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 12:44 am

How social are we talking, company wise? Strangers or family?

Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 12:55 am

It depends on who the stranger is, if it is a friend of a friend, or a younger person, yeah I'm letting it rip. You have to feel the person out, if they will enjoy a fart or not.

Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 12:59 am

Install it under the passenger seat and give it the occasional toot.

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:00 am

fat people lift their leg to assist the fart on it's journey. i do it when im sitting on a surface that will rob my fart of it's audible potential.its a very technical process

Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:03 am

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe Â»fat people lift their leg to assist the fart on it's journey. i do it when im sitting on a surface that will rob my fart of it's audible potential.its a very technical processSo well put.......I enjoy farting on the wooden chairs at my kitchen table, they are on a tile floor so not only do you get the rumble from the chair, but also the floor seems to really give it that extra staying power because there is nothing to damper the vibrations, and no, on those chairs, I don't have to lift my leg. Wood is the perfect resonator for a good ripper.

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:06 am

there is nothing like a fart that bumps, where other people in the room can actually feel it.and as far as fart eticate, that is very complicated and can vary greatly. the most complicated is which girls to fart in front of.

DaddyVibeMI · Post by **DaddyVibeMI** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:46 am

I farted in elevator 99% time.I have not fart in Vibe yet but my wife did it few times.

sloth · Post by **sloth** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:02 am

It's funny, I'll fart in front of my wife's parents, but not in front of my own. Her family is a little more apt to find it funny than my own. My father-in-law is a foreman for a coal-bed methane company in WY. He brought a flamable gas checker home one day. We had a lot of fun with that

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:04 am

since you are a sloth, do your farts come out really slow?? so, if you use the checker by your (removed) after farting, does it come up as flammable?

sloth · Post by **sloth** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:12 am

I'd say about half of them registered as flammable.Got the nickname sloth, because my first job out of college was so boring and pointless I thought I might be committing the sin of sloth by just working there.Of course that was around the time the move Seven came out.

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:16 am

Quote, originally posted by sloth Â»Got the nickname sloth, because my first job out of college was so boring and pointless I thought I might be committing the sin of sloth by just working there.Of course that was around the time the move Seven came out.at least it's not because you look like this:

zionzr2 · Post by **zionzr2** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:43 am

I can blame it on the CAT Converter....At least i will till next week

Pablo1669 · Post by **Pablo1669** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:32 am

my favorite farts are the ones you let go on a picinic table, or bench, so that the people you are sitting with can feel it also.nothing says love like letting other people feel your farts

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:40 am

am i the only one who occasionly farts on the phone, so others can hear it really loud?

Pablo1669 · Post by **Pablo1669** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:44 am

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe Â»am i the only one who occasionly farts on the phone, so others can hear it really loud?My friend will page me on the nextel with some farts every once in a while. He paged me and held it in front of the toilet the other day. It was really quite funnydid I mention this is my work nextel?

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:45 am

me when in the bathroom

"ring ring"Drunkenvibe: "uuuunnnggh" > "hello?"person on the other line: "hey whats up?"Drunkenvibe: "eh, just sittin' here taking a $h!t, what are you up to?"....

Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:42 am

Yep, I talk on the crapper, actually, my conversation goes almost exactly like drunkens!!! And yes, I will occasionally remove the phone from my ear and hold it up to my (removed) and fart into it.

ColonelPanic · Post by **ColonelPanic** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 11:56 am

hahaha guys... What about the infamous "****ter echo" when trying to do a number two while talking on the telephone? Even if someone was being really quiet when they were dropping the kids off at th' pool, you'd know easily where they were by the distinct acoustics of their environment...

ALi3N · Post by **ALi3N** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:16 pm

It's great fun to fart in the vibe, however it is no fun to shart in the vibe. Especially when there are passengers in there with you.

NascarXprt · Post by **NascarXprt** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:36 am

Quote, originally posted by TRD4reel Â»Shouldn't be a problem.................. mmmmmmmm Taco Bell Beans. I work there 40 hrs. a week and if you get TB beans, Nacho Cheese, tomatos, and Mild sauce on a flour tortila. BOMBS AWAYY....... and then a big sigh of releif.i do let em rip in my car and w/ my girlfriend in there. but the only problem is i have manual windows... oh the humanity. dam bottom of the line cars. without window locks.

POLO · Post by **POLO** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 9:30 am

When my car fart to me,i reply with my fart,sort of comunication.

NascarXprt · Post by **NascarXprt** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 3:42 pm

man after i read this ive been letting em go a whole lot latley and it feels like that after i read it ive felt like ate a can of Bush's style baked beans..... mmmm beans....

Flip-Side · Post by **Flip-Side** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 3:36 pm

I am very very....very proud of you all. I leave for a few months and you guys added 2 pages to this thread. So much wisdom and knowledge can be gained from this culmination of genious.Anyways...so I was in the shower today (a real hot shower) and I farted just like I had a few minutes before. For some reason only quantum physics could explain, this one fart trounced the others easily. I dub thee, the "Shower Flatulance Amplification Theory". S.F.A.T. for short. I need to get a patent or something before this gets big.

Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:28 pm

Oh yeah, I've experienced this quite a bit. Although I don't really take hot showers, it still amplifies the smell, I think one of the reasons (obviously) is that you are in an enclosed area that is warm. Much like baking a fart in a car by winding up the windows and cranking the heat.

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:56 pm

ever notice that its like you almost smell the fart in the shower even before it escapes the (removed) cheeks? gotta love the echo too!

Mr. Poopypants · Post by **Mr. Poopypants** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:57 pm

Yeah, especially in the morning, I fart like a champ!

NascarXprt · Post by **NascarXprt** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:14 am

i had revive this tread cause it is by far the funniest thread i have read eversince i have joined GV.so anymore fart sotries from anyof you???

Mrizzle05 · Post by **Mrizzle05** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:32 am

well when me and my fiance were dating i was polite and kept them quite... but after we got engaged it was ok... she has to deal with it... mine are more so quite and puffs (sorry) and lately she has BLOWN me away.. like every 5-10 minutes i hear PppphhhhhrrrrrTTTT! Im in shock and go white in the face (im a tan mexican).Whoah!!! smells like nacho cheese doritos and a bacon cheeseburger!

GrayFox · Post by **GrayFox** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:51 am

Quote, originally posted by NascarXprt Â»i had revive this tread cause it is by far the funniest thread i have read eversince i have joined GV.holy stinky revivals, nascar!!! I never knew this even existed.Me and my wife have wars every now and again escpecially on a long trip or something.

northvibe · Post by **northvibe** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 12:35 pm

HAHHAHHA ROFL, this has to be the funniest thread on genvibe. ive been laughing for like 5 min just reading this last page hahhahah.Farting in the shower some reason does stink real bad. I remember one morning before school I was the first in the bathroom before my roommates and farted and i was like YUCK! that fart smells real bad , like really loud and all my roommates laughed and then when i got out gave me weird looks.....sharts suck....suck so bad...so bad..

chemrebel · Post by **chemrebel** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 8:35 pm

i'm sure i have but my little girl really lets 'em rip in there when i bring her home from daycare. and her carseat's still rear-facing so you'd think more of the smell would be absorbed than if she were front-facing but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. i'm really not looking forward to turning her....and on top of the farts, she takes her sandals off because she likes to play with the velcro, and she inherited my stinky feet.

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:25 pm

alright! revive the fart thread once again!i have already farted in my new car many a time. the leather seats give a nice tone as well. i'm interested to see what kind of effect turning my heated seats on will have when i fart. perhaps it will bake the fart to a golden crispyness?

Mrizzle05 · Post by **Mrizzle05** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:48 pm

^^ ROFLMAO!!!!!

NUBlackshirts · Post by **NUBlackshirts** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 1:40 am

I rip 'em all the time. Annoys my Wife to no end.

NascarXprt · Post by **NascarXprt** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:01 am

probaly not as bad as it would in the shower. but whats bad is my little sister blows me and my dad out of the water!!! shes got some power behind her...pun intended ..... sitting on hard wood floor or even tile will give you great acustics and resonatie it through the house

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:41 am

Quote, originally posted by NascarXprt Â» sitting on hard wood floor or even tile will give you great acustics and resonatie it through the house oh i am fully aware!from page 2 of this very thread:Quote, originally posted by drunkengenius Â»when i was young, we would run and find the most optimum farting surface (ie-lanolium or wood floor) and sit on it for optimal performance, like adding a cai to your (removed). sometimes just pressing against a door would suffice as well, this is reccomended when someone is in a room and you feel like giving them a good laugh as well.

NascarXprt · Post by **NascarXprt** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:35 am

oh yea i knew that but just incase the new folks missed it while they were laughing their asses off.

Flip-Side · Post by **Flip-Side** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:44 pm

Quote, originally posted by drunkenmaxx Â»i have already farted in my new car many a time. the leather seats give a nice tone as well. i'm interested to see what kind of effect turning my heated seats on will have when i fart. perhaps it will bake the fart to a golden crispyness?Hahaha. Your theory holds promise. Leather seats produce great sound when coupled with proper (removed) angle and fart trajectory.My wife still gets mad at me when I drive the vibe. I'll let a few loose and they seem to live inside the cloth seats for a loooong time. Like a day later we will be getting in together with her in the driver seat (I'll have forgotten already) and she will start punching me in the arm. I'm like, what the heck.....wait...oh yeah...heehee. I giggle like a school girl. P.S. I have now fallen victim to the window lock myself and I must say, she could not contain herself. I have never seen someone so proud to one-up me.

NascarXprt · Post by **NascarXprt** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:36 am

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Kamikaze · Post by **Kamikaze** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:20 am

usually S.B.D

bull77 · Post by **bull77** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:44 am

my wife's smell like Lays chips -- and my kid says "toot" when he does it. Just last night, after chinese buffet, and my MIL in the car, I let'r rip....had to

northvibe · Post by **northvibe** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:45 am

I tried not to fart in my new ms3 for sooooo long, Id just hold it in until it hurt and had too. Now I use a little lift so it doesnt get to into the seat

bull77 · Post by **bull77** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:47 am

Quote, originally posted by Flip-Side Â»P.S. I have now fallen victim to the window lock myself and I must say, she could not contain herself. I have never seen someone so proud to one-up me.same thing here