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...The must-have ricer accessory of the season! Yes, we all know how you can add a fart can to make your crappy little four banger churn out hundreds of ponies... But now, you can add this and get 200 amps of current! Your cell phone will charge faster, and your radar detector's performance will increase ten fold....Ha ha! I just had to buy this...
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Gotta be an Ebay find! Where'd you get it?
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Wal*Mart actually, ricer aisle.
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Quote, originally posted by ColonelPanic »Wal*Mart actually, ricer aisle. Even better than Ebay! Figured if it wasn't Ebay then it had to be Wally World or Rice Boys.
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lol! Yep... > "cleanup on aisle rice!"
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LOL! I saw those at Murrays Auto...
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You just added 5000 feet to the distance of your radar detector.
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If you used an extension cord that went from the dash outlet to the rear of that gadget, and that gadget was sticking out the rear window, would it then give you extra horses instead of extra amps?
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Quote, originally posted by Mr. Poopypants »You just added 5000 feet to the distance of your radar detector.Yep! I was amazed at the difference it made... And hell, I don't even own a radar detector, imagine how good it'll be if I had one!??Mike, I'm going to try that and report back with my findings. On a side note, this thing is now down in the console. I had a 3-outlet splitter in the console previously, but it was too top heavy and it kept coming out of the socket, killing my sirius and the ham radio charger. But this thing works quite well in there. lol
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Aww, but you can't see your dual exhausts in all their glory down in the console...
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I want one too!
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Oh my, when I thought the good ol' cigarette lighter splitter couldn't get any more riced out... But it did - I was at Walgreens tonight and saw THE ricer splitter!It's a similar dual exhaust setup as the one I bought, but with blue lighting that looks like "flames" on the side of the "pipes." heh!No, I didn't buy it.
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I wonder if you could rig up something that would turn it into flamethrowers like some hotrods have. You could light your cancer sticks and power a radar detector at the same time!!!
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