Lone Ranger and Tonto

[redlava]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars.""What that tell you?" asked Tonto.The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are smalland insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.What's it tell you, Tonto?"Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber then buffalo crap. Someone has stolen tent."

[DaddyVibeMI]

(removed)! That is really good one. Sound like they're "Dumber & Dumber"...

[drunkenmaxx]

ha!the lone ranger and tonto are riding their horses, when suddenly, tonto gets off his horse. he puts his ear to the ground and says "buffalo come".the lone ranger says, "how can you tell tonto??"he replies "ear wet."

[Mr. Poopypants]

HA both good jokes!!

[DaddyVibeMI]

Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »ha!the lone ranger and tonto are riding their horses, when suddenly, tonto gets off his horse. he puts his ear to the ground and says "buffalo come".the lone ranger says, "how can you tell tonto??"he replies "ear wet." (removed)! That's really good one drunkenvibe!!!!!!!!

[Roxtar]

the lone ranger gets into town and desides to go into the saloon for a drink. he tells tonto to jog around the town looking for trouble and to come get him if he finds anything. a few minutes later a man walks into the saloon.he says "you the lone ranger?"the lone ranger replies "sure am."the man says "well, you left your injun runnin"and in the buffalo come joke, i always heard it as "ear sticky"

[joatmon]

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