Married Life......somewhat mature

[Rico Rose]

A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very Much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with hisold buddies.So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife."I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to therefrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands fromdifferent countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he couldthink Of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop.... but at the bar... you know...they have Frozen glasses... "He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted himbysaying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beermug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills justholding it.The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at thebarthey have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won'tbe long. I'll be right back. I promise...OK?""You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and tookout5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,mushroom caps, and pork strips."But my sweet honey...at the bar.... you know, there's swearing, dirtywords and all that...""You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? "LISTEN UP S--THEAD! SIT DOWN, SHUTTHE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOURFREAKING HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED A-S ISN'T GOING TO A FREAKINGBAR! THOSE DAYS ARE OVER...GOT IT, A-SHOLE?"........and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?

[DaddyVibeMI]

(removed)!That's very freaky good one. I copied, paste and print. I gave to my wife and she laugh her a** off.....We love it and it's so true happened to others....