A monkey with an MP5?

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Mr. Poopypants
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A monkey with an MP5?

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PETA will be all over this http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/....htmlPHOENIX, Arizona (Reuters) -- "Send in the SWAT monkey" is not an order police commanders are accustomed to giving, but that could change if an Arizona police department follows through on a proposal to train a capuchin monkey for high-risk police operations.A Special Weapons and Tactics veteran from Mesa, Arizona, a suburb of Phoenix, has researched the possibility of landing a $100,000 federal grant to fund a pilot program to train one monkey."Everybody laughs about it until they really start thinking about it," Sean Truelove told the East Valley Tribune, a local newspaper. "It could change the way we do business."Major city police departments in the United States use paramilitary SWAT teams for hostage situations and in situations involving heavily armed criminals.
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bud_one
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Re: A monkey with an MP5? (Mr. Poopypants)

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I can hear it now.... "Monkey down....!!!! I repeat - Monkey down!!! , send in the SWAT team...!!"Ha....
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Re: A monkey with an MP5? (bud_one)

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think his gun will use a banana clip????
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Re: A monkey with an MP5? (drunkenvibe)

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Quote, originally posted by drunkenvibe »think his gun will use a banana clip????HIYOOOOOO! >ba-dump-dump<
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Re: A monkey with an MP5? (Mr. Poopypants)

Post by bud_one »

Too funny....
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