Marriage...

[ToolGuy]

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new>wives duties.>>Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his>wife she was going>to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He>said that it took a>couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the>dishes were all washed>and put away.>>Jimmie had married a woman from Austrailia. He bragged that he had given>his wife orders that>she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that>the first day he didn't>see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his>house was clean, the dishes>were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.>>The third man had married a Canadian girl. He boasted that he told her that>her duties were to>keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot>meals on the>table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the>second day he didn't see>anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he>could see a little out>of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher,>and call a landscaper.

[PhillyVibeGT]

Happy VD Day to all....LOL

[dug]

mawwaige!She's getting mawwied.Married?Yeah, mawwied.Married?Yeah, mawwied. Sheesh!/vague reference//who can guess it?

[vibemoon]

Princess Bride

[redlava]

Quote, originally posted by PhillyVibeGT »Happy VD Day to all....LOLI don't think I want to celebrate VD Day. If you know what I mean.

[wicked1981]

Thats was a good one! I give it

[ragingfish]

LOL! Go Canada!

[Kari]

Guess I need to move to Canada then, because that last one would totally be me! LOL

[AKLGT]

um.... i'm not canadian, and i don't do those things. although i did clean phil's bathroom/laundry room since it was BAD! i can't cook, i help w/ the cleaning and may load the dishwasher.

[rebbierae]

I was thinking "Sixteen Candles".