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rasermon
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Post by rasermon »

Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?A: The Detroit Lions.Q: What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?A: The both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".Q: How do you keep the Detroit Lions out of your yard?A: Put up goal posts.Q: Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?A: To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there!Q: What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?A: A thief.Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.Q: What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common?A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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Re: Detroit Lions (rasermon)

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Ahh you still love them
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Re: Detroit Lions (rasermon)

Post by nismo »

Haha. That's a sweet post. Inder
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Re: Detroit Lions (TRD4reel)

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very funnyvery true
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shagginwagin
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Re: Detroit Lions (rasermon)

Post by shagginwagin »

You know what, no matter how hard I laugh at those jokes, I still watch the Lions every sunday, and at the end of every season I say... "Well at least we've got a good draft choice, next season will be better..." lol
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Post by dsegundo »

Me too Rob. I was actually hoping for 8-8 this season. Makes me think of jumping on the Harrington bandwagon to get him out of there.
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Triton
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Re: (dsegundo)

Post by Triton »

Yes, we still love our Lions.
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redlava
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Re: Detroit Lions (shagginwagin)

Post by redlava »

Quote, originally posted by shagginwagin »You know what, no matter how hard I laugh at those jokes, I still watch the Lions every sunday, and at the end of every season I say... "Well at least we've got a good draft choice, next season will be better..." lolYou have probably been saying that for ten years. When is it going to happen?
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bckersey
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Re: Detroit Lions

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Two words that I think could represent the enitre way that the season went for the Lions:Botched snap.
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Mr. Poopypants
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Re: Detroit Lions (rasermon)

Post by Mr. Poopypants »

HAHA Good ones, you can also insert your home team. These were popular last year when the Steelers went 6-10.
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wicked1981
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Re: Detroit Lions (rasermon)

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Nice one!!
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Post by Vibr8tr »

I think this post made me cry.... but my Father in Law laughted... stupid Cowboy's fans.
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new05vibeowner
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Re: Detroit Lions (rasermon)

Post by new05vibeowner »

Change the Detroit Lions to teh Cleveland Browns, and it's all still true.Man, I feel your pain!
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