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joatmon · Post by **joatmon** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:09 am

A story to think about as you plan to move to Alaska ...Quote Â»Phil had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.After six months or so of almost total isolation, someoneknocks on his door. He opens It and sees a huge, bearded man standing there."Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up theroad...Having a Christmas party Friday night...Thought you might like to come. About 5:00.""Great", says Phil, "after six months out here I'm ready tomeet some local folks. Thank you."As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you...There's gonna be some drinkin'.""Not a problem" says Phil. "After 25 years in the business, Ican drink with the best of 'em."Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n' likelygonna be some fightin' too.""Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll bethere. Thanks again.""More'n likely be some wild (removed), too.""Now that's really not a problem" says Phil, warming to theidea "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?""Whatever you want. Just gonna be the two of us."

nismo · Post by **nismo** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:33 am

That's some funny stuff.Inder

PhillyVibeGT · Post by **PhillyVibeGT** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:09 am

HAHAHAHAHAHA. great one

wicked1981 · Post by **wicked1981** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:23 am

Funny!!

Mavrik · Post by **Mavrik** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 12:19 pm

HAHAHA thats pretty funny though I know I'd be turning that party down after hearing who was invited

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