Hazardous Material Data Sheet

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ELEMENT: womanDISCOVERER: AdamATOMIC MASS: accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg.PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:1. body surface normally covered with a film of powder and paint2. boils at absolutely nothing - freezes for no apparent reason3. found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common oreCHEMICAL PROPERTIES:1. reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones2. explodes spontaneously without reason or warning3. the most powerful money reducing agent known to manCOMMON USE:1. highly ornamental, especially in sports cars2. can greatly aid relaxation3. can a very effective cleaning agentHAZARDS:1. turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen2. possession of more than one is possible but speciamens must never make eye contact