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ShotInTheDark
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Post by ShotInTheDark »

> > > > You are driving down the road in your car on a> > wild, stormy > > >night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see> > three people waiting for > > >the bus: > > > > > > 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to> > die. > > > > > > 2. An old friend who once saved your life. > > > > > > 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming> > about. > > > > > > Which one would you choose to offer a ride to,> > knowing that > > >there could only be one > > > passenger in your car? > > > > > > Think before you continue reading. > > > > > > > > > This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once> > actually used as > > >part of a job application. > > > > > > You could pick up the old lady, because she is> > going to die, and > > >thus you should save > > > her first. Or, you could take the old friend> > because he once > > >saved your life, and this > > > would be the perfect chance to pay him back.> > However, you may > > >never be able to find > > > your perfect mate again. > > > > > > > > > The candidate who was hired (out of 200> > applicants) had no > > >trouble coming up with his > > > answer. He simply answered: "I would give the> car> > keys to my old > > >friend and let him > > > take the lady to the hospital. I would stay> behind> > and wait for > > >the bus with the partner > > > of my dreams." > > > > > > Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give> up> > our stubborn > > >thought limitations. Never forget to "Think> > Outside of the Box!!!!!!!" > > > > > > > > > > > > HOWEVER...., the correct answer is: > > > > > > .....to run the old lady over and put her out of> > her misery, > > > .....have (removed) with the perfect partner on the> hood> > of the car, > > > .....then drive off with the old friend for a> few> > beers. ..... > > > > > > God, I Just love happy endings!!!! > > > > > > > > > > > >
Merzbow
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Post by Merzbow »

(removed)! I would have picked up the friend and left the others, but I like your idea better!! Because ultimately the only reason you find someone attractive is to have (removed) with them right? There is no other reason for a persons appearance (removed).
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wicked1981
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Post by wicked1981 »

That was a good 1,
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Post by AKLGT »

now that is funny! great one!
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Mavrik
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Post by Mavrik »

haha good one, first time I saw that question a few years back I answered the correct way but the yours is much better.
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Post by PhillyVibeGT »

WAY TOO FUNNY! but very true, the "correct answer" that is
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