Edible Gummy VIBE (EXTREMELY mature audiences ONLY!)

AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:54 pm

well i warned you! so don't go all screaming and hollering because i posted this in the HUMOR forum. so, as some of you know, one of my good friends is getting married on Friday, of which i am a bridesmaid. saturday was her bachelorette party and tonight was her bridal shower. amongst the games and gifts, we of course had to play "pin the macho on the man" where you have to put the funny shaped peckers on the guy (marked by a big bullseye).well, i ended up winning this game, and come to find out that they bought a prize for me and just made sure i would win a game. since they all know that i love my vibe and that my man is far away and it'll be almost 3 months before i see him, they decided this would be an appropriate gift! i had to laugh... a lot! so please don't get offended, if you do, too bad! I warned you!!!

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AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:02 pm

and my pecker strategically placed on the vibe!

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AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:03 pm

and what's disturbing is that it's edible! and can be actually USED! now that's YUCK!!!!

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AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:08 pm

and of course, the bride and the macho man!

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cohocarl · Post by **cohocarl** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:42 pm

Mavrik · Post by **Mavrik** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 8:03 pm

ok... so they give you an edible vibe lol... but then go on to say a girl likes her 12 inches... well it won't be 12 inches after she starts eating it now will it! lolpretty funny but yeah, you won't need that in Nov

AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 10:50 pm

what scares me, is that the package says it's USEABLE and EDIBLE! now that's a bit disturbing! but i had fun chasing Laura and Deanna around with it. lol

nismo · Post by **nismo** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 11:33 pm

Tha's some funny stuff. And like u said, disturbing at the same time.inder

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 12:13 am

so, how does it taste/work?

AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 12:17 am

not sure. it kinda scares me! so it's in it's funny packaging on my dresser!

Charlievibe · Post by **Charlievibe** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 2:40 am

Quote, originally posted by TRD4reel Â»Tha's some funny stuff. And like u said, disturbing at the same time.I agree, and yet, it is slightly intriguing. Friends can sometimes give you the wildest gifts!!!!!

MadBill · Post by **MadBill** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 3:12 am

If you could thread the bottom, it would make a heck of a conversation starter as a gearshift knob...

Mavrik · Post by **Mavrik** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 3:50 am

Quote, originally posted by MadBill Â»If you could thread the bottom, it would make a heck of a conversation starter as a gearshift knob... hahaha I could see a girl doing that. And you can always take a bite off the tip when hungry.

ArcsVibe · Post by **ArcsVibe** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 4:07 am

you guys crack me up!

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 4:16 am

Quote, originally posted by Mavrik Â»hahaha I could see a girl doing that. And you can always take a bite off the tip when hungry.ouch! nip the tip!wouldnt that make shifting a little, er... hard?

cibomatto · Post by **cibomatto** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 4:23 am

Quote, originally posted by trdvibe Â»not sure. it kinda scares me! so it's in it's funny packaging on my dresser!You know it doesn't scare you

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 4:57 am

Quote, originally posted by cibomatto Â»You know it doesn't scare you sure it does, shes afraid she might use it!

Big_Red · Post by **Big_Red** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 5:55 am

I think its funny....We have Vibe magazine....a Pontiac Vibe and a edible Vibe....rator.

Mavrik · Post by **Mavrik** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 6:00 am

Imagine that as a shifter knob on a Vibe GT? talk about a new kind of Lift Brings a whole new meaning to riding around in the car.

AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 6:41 am

Quote, originally posted by Mavrik Â»Imagine that as a shifter knob on a Vibe GT? talk about a new kind of Lift Brings a whole new meaning to riding around in the car.would that be like the little funny feeling i get when my cell phone vibralert goes off in my pocket? (removed)!

Mavrik · Post by **Mavrik** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 7:03 am

Quote, originally posted by trdvibe Â»would that be like the little funny feeling i get when my cell phone vibralert goes off in my pocket? (removed)!Um... nah... to easy, going to leave that one alone.

AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 10:52 am

Quote, originally posted by cibomatto Â»You know it doesn't scare you so you saying you want it then? LOL

Reynoma · Post by **Reynoma** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 3:16 am

Quote, originally posted by trdvibe Â»and what's disturbing is that it's edible! and can be actually USED! now that's YUCK!!!! Maybe I don't want to know, but where exactly do these particular items get purchased? How do you shop around for one? If you don't find exactly what you are looking for (like maybe flavor, size, etc.), do you ask a salesperson? This just boggles my mind that there is a whole industry around this stuff.Think about it. There is sombody, somewhere in a factory making these! It probably makes for a very interesting career day at your child's school.

AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 5:29 am

i'm sure some child in the philipines makes them! and don't you have the funny lingerie stores w/ the crazy stuff in the back? well, here we have "the look" boutique. all kinds of crazy stuff and upstairs in the back of the store they have a section w/ all the (removed) toys and funny stuff. now i usually go and get the glow in the dark condoms, wacky handcuffs and maybe some pecker shaped lollipops for bachelorette parties and such. but what i find scary is when i'm there, there's usually other nasty people in there and getting weird crap and talking about how they're going to USE them! that's when i get grossed out and have to check out! plus, they are super expensive! and i'm cheap. those "funny" gag gifts aren't funny enought to spend $50 on them!

drunkenmaxx · Post by **drunkenmaxx** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 5:32 am

god! >is pecker a common word in alaska, or are you trying to be forum friendly? that word is funny...pecker.

Kari · Post by **Kari** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:23 am

I wouldn't think that would be too healthy to have sugary stuff up "in there" anyway...when the lady at the health clinic does her (removed) lectures, she always says not to use anything sugary or oily, like whipped cream or chocolate, and if you do, don't get it up in anywhere, because it can cause infection. Hmm.Just eat the gummy part and wash the vibrator? LOL

AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 8:40 am

well the packaging does say "sugarless" and i suppose that is true... you wouldn't want to get anything sugary cause it would do all kinds of wierd things! lol. maybe that's why people buy that wierd funky flavored stuff at the (removed) shops!

joatmon · Post by **joatmon** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 12:40 pm

Quote, originally posted by trdvibe Â»well, i ended up winning this game, and come to find out that they bought a prize for me and just made sure i would win a game.Did the "friends" who gave this you ever meet your BF, and if so did he get on their wrong side? If I were him, I'd be very concerned about you are getting things shaped like that which are designed to have chunks bitten off of them.

Ponyota · Post by **Ponyota** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 12:52 pm

Hmm..... gives a whole new meaning to Gummy Worms now, doesn't it?

AKLGT · Post by **AKLGT** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 5:06 pm

Quote, originally posted by joatmon Â»Did the "friends" who gave this you ever meet your BF, and if so did he get on their wrong side? If I were him, I'd be very concerned about you are getting things shaped like that which are designed to have chunks bitten off of them.ha ha ha! well... only a few have met phil when he was here in may. but they know what goes on and they get to see all the pics of my trips over and over again! i'm a picture fiend, what can i say? and i don't think he's worried.

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