Geography of men and women

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Mavrik
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Geography of men and women

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(I just copied this out of a forward e-mail from a friend of mine.)THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN> > >> > >Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half > wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.> > >> > >Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America. Well developed and open > to trade, especially for someone with cash.> > >> > >Between 31 and 35 she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and > convinced of her own beauty.> > >> > >Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently ageing but still > a warm and desirable place to visit.> > >> > >Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by > past mistakes and massive reconstruction is now necessary.> > >> > >Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia. Very wide and borders are > unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.> > >> > >Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and > all conquering past but alas, no future.> > >> > >After 70, she becomes like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it > is, but no one wants to go there.> > >> > >> > >> > >THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN> > >> > >Between 15-70 a man is like Iraq. Ruled by a (removed).
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Mr. Poopypants
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Re: Geography of men and women (Mavrik)

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Good one!
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Re: Geography of men and women (Mr. Poopypants)

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ha ha ha! hey! i AM america! LOLbut unless you won the lottery, the last part doesn't apply.
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