Makes sense to the kid (somewhat mature)

[Mavrik]

Mom and dad were in the middle of having some passionate (removed) with mom on top bouncing away when their son happened to walk into the bedroom and startle them both.Mom was quick to hop off dad as the son ran out of the room and she was worried he might have thought he was hurting his dad so she dressed and went to find him.She located the son and informed him that it was just something mom and dad do to help flatten out dad's stomach. She was not hurting him at all by doing that and he did not need to be worried.But the son looked at her confused and after a moment of thought said. "But mommy? why do you bother because when ever you leave, the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows daddy's stomach back up?"(if you were offended by this, you were warned.)

[drunkenmaxx]

ha ha ha! reminds me of this one:one day, a little boy came home and found his mom and dad going at it. to explain, they said that daddy was planting a seed that would grow to be his little sister.well, one day the boys father heard him crying in his bedroom. "whats wrong?" asked his father.the boy said "today, the mailman came in and ate my baby sister!"

[drunkenmaxx]

or this oneboy: "daddy, do people go to heaven feet first?"father: "im not sure son. tell me, what made you ask that?"boy: "because yesterday, i saw mommy with her feet in the air, yelling GOD IM COMING!!! - it's a good thing the mailman was there holding her down"