some really great terrible jokes!

[drunkenmaxx]

#1 *Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? *They're making headlines! ------------------------------------------------------------------------#2 *Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school? *She wanted to be a nurse. ------------------------------------------------------------------------#3 *When is a school paper not a school paper? *When it's turned into the teacher. ------------------------------------------------------------------------#4 *What do flies wear on their feet? *Shoos. ------------------------------------------------------------------------#5 *What's Mary short for? *She's got no legs. ------------------------------------------------------------------------#6 *What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument? *A tuba toothpaste. ------------------------------------------------------------------------#7 *Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school? *Everyone kept saying it was back to school time. ------------------------------------------------------------------------#8 A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents." ------------------------------------------------------------------------#9 *Why does a chicken coop have only two doors? *If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

[redlava]

Thanks for the trip back to 4th grade.

[drunkenmaxx]

Quote, originally posted by redlava »Thanks for the trip back to 4th grade.gee, im sorry you didn't enjoy my jokes. you did read the title where it said "terrible" didn't you?for poops sakes!i got one for ya redlava, do you know the difference between a (removed) and a ham sandwich?

[drunkenmaxx]

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