GenVibe - Community for Pontiac Vibe Enthusiasts

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. Thewife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look atherself. "You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my (removed) is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in asoft, thoughtful voice, "Well, ..there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."Services for the husband will be held Saturday morningat 10:30 at St.Anselm's Memorial Chapel.

Where did you get that? I heard it on the radio today as well. I was confused.

My advice is...don't ask a question you know you won't like the answer to.

any man with an ounce of smarts would have taken the 5th on that question

Quote, originally posted by bckersey »Where did you get that? I heard it on the radio today as well. I was confused.My Dad sent it to me in an E-mail.