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Thanks to the wonders of the internet and the Universal Life Church, I am now an ordained minister, that means I can perform marraiges!!I should change my user name to Reverend Poopypants! Anyone want me to perform their marraige? LOL

I had a roommate in university that did that. Only he was allowed to perform baptisms too.He prefered to perform them at raves, when everyone was high on E, and he used vodka instead of holy water.He was the wierdest roommate I ever had.

wow. sounds like it.... ya, not my thing... too wierd for me.

Quote, originally posted by Mr. Poopypants »Thanks to the wonders of the internet and the Universal Life Church, I am now an ordained minister, that means I can perform marraiges!!I should change my user name to Reverend Poopypants! Anyone want me to perform their marraige? LOLSo can you perform your own marriage? Or is that against the rules?

I can perform any function of a minister, including baptisms.

I wouldn't want to, plus I think my fiance would slap the crap out of me, and I would let her if I asked that. LOL

Yeah if you can marry yourself to your gf... you can skip certain questions like "If anyone knows why this wedding should not take place speak now?" or change your own vows heh.

Congratulations, Have you printed off your new business cards yet. If not go to the forum with the Vibe Funeral Coach, and add it to your card.

Nice job. I worked with a guy at walmart who did that too.

Poopy, it would sure look funny for you to have to keep switching places at the altar as you asked yourself questions and then answered them!And you already changed your username here once, it's hard enough to keep track of you!

lol! people might think you are schizophrenic!

must be some church....

Now everyone has the option of having an actual genvibe member perform their marriage, from the back of their Vibe! Ok, maybe we won't go that far. Congrats!!

As ironic as it may seem, I'm also an ordained minister from the Universal Life Church.I'm currently trying to get the stuff to become an official minister of The church of Beer. Go me

Further to my odd roommate, Geo's post about the Church of Beer reminded me of my roommate's scheme:He was going to start his own church, and use the whole thing as a tax write-off. Mind you, he never did get the idea off the ground, but it's an interesting concept if you know the tax laws & how to get away with it.

oh! so THIS is how the church of elvis got started!!!

Sounds kinda like when Al Bundy started the "Church of No-MA'AM"! He and his buddies started a chuch to make fun of women and so they wouldn't have to pay sales tax on beer. That was one of my favorite episodes.

Quote, originally posted by Stang2Vibe »Sounds kinda like when Al Bundy started the "Church of No-MA'AM"! He and his buddies started a chuch to make fun of women and so they wouldn't have to pay sales tax on beer. That was one of my favorite episodes.ha ha ha! I remember that episode!!

That was a long time ago!Quote, originally posted by Stang2Vibe »Poopy, it would sure look funny for you to have to keep switching places at the altar as you asked yourself questions and then answered them!And you already changed your username here once, it's hard enough to keep track of you!

Quote, originally posted by Geo »As ironic as it may seem, I'm also an ordained minister from the Universal Life Church.I'm currently trying to get the stuff to become an official minister of The church of Beer. Go me :DHello Reverend!

MMMM Beer! I really miss those old Married with Children episodes. There just are not any funny shows on TV anymore like that. Just those horrible "reality shows" blech!

*ahem*http://www.beerchurch.com/

WOW! That is funny. Anyone can start their own religion can't they?

Are you licensed to perform handfastings too?

Quote, originally posted by Fialchar »Are you licensed to perform handfastings too? ??????? What's that???

It's a style of marriage that was around before the current one. They sort of have the idea right in the movie Braveheart.

I honestly don't know. If it's a type of marraige, I probably can, I don't see why not.

The current type of marriages are basically Christian, handfasting is from earlier religions of the nature.