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Tiger Woods in 1-car accident
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 6:30 am
by 808 Vibes
Isn't this the same Tiger Woods that was in ads for Buick?! http://www.honoluluadvertiser....s+say
Re: Tiger Woods in 1-car accident (HawaiiPontiacLover)
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 6:41 am
by ou.grizzly
More information will be provided later on, that is for sure.
Re: Tiger Woods in 1-car accident (HawaiiPontiacLover)
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 7:45 am
by VforVIBE
My theory:Tiger and wife get into a fight, Tiger goes to leave, wife follows him out with golf club (maybe a blow to the head here), wife smashes driver's window (cuts on face), Tiger speeds out of the driveway, hitting the fire hydrant and tree, smacks his head in the process. Crawls out of the car and flops out on the road where his neighbors find him.Again this is only a theory, there is defiantly more to this story then we are being told.
Re: Tiger Woods in 1-car accident (VforVIBE)
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 8:10 am
by 03VibeOttawa
I imagine Tiger needed to get out and blow off some steam (for whatever reason), backed the Escalade down the driveway at full reverse speed (with no seatbelt on), with the intention of some break-stomping hard 180, hit the hydrant...well, face smash etc.I'm probably way wrong, but anything is possible given the limited details out there so far.
Re: Tiger Woods in 1-car accident (VforVIBE)
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 8:38 am
by Tubaryan12
sounds about right. Only time will tell.
Re: Tiger Woods in 1-car accident
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 8:49 am
by ou.grizzly
Tiger and Tigress
Re: Tiger Woods in 1-car accident (HawaiiPontiacLover)
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:36 am
by ColonelPanic
When I heard about this earlier today, a quick google news search revealed two main stories... This one and another where a Rachel Uchitel, whoever the hell that is, had an affair with him. Perhaps that adds to the possible ticked off wife scenario.He obviously should be familiar with his surroundings at home, so to have such a dramatic crash in front of one's own home raises a lot of questions with me. It's not like you wouldn't know that a fricken fire hydrant was there. Signs point to DUI to me.
Re: Tiger Woods in 1-car accident (ColonelPanic)
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:51 am
by VforVIBE
Quote, originally posted by honoluluadvertiser »She told officers she was in the house when she heard the accident and "came out and broke the back window with a golf club," he said. "She supposedly got him out and laid him on the ground.I have to scratch my head at this one, why would you pull someone out of the driver's seat of a SUV through the back window let alone after the same vehicle got into a rear end collision... and I don't believe the wife would be able to pull a man who is in and out of consciousness Tiger's size out of the back of a SUV.EDIT:
Re: Tiger Woods in 1-car accident (VforVIBE)
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:12 pm
by ColonelPanic
Now we know the injuries happened before he ever got in the escalade. Wifey ticked off!
http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/...tions/
Re: Tiger Woods in 1-car accident (VforVIBE)
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:18 pm
by djkeev
Quote, originally posted by VforVIBE »EDIT: You know, for as much as these houses cost, I'd really expect some LAND with it!!!! Yes, I know you've got a golf course but I'd really like my own yard. These houses are almost touching each other! Just ask the neighbors what Tiger and his wife were doing, they probably heard or saw it being that close.For that kind of money I'd purchase a big ranch somewhere where my kids and dogs can run and fire hydrants don't jump out in front of my car!Dave
Re: Tiger Woods in 1-car accident (ColonelPanic)
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:37 pm
by lovemyraffe
Quote, originally posted by ColonelPanic »Now we know the injuries happened before he ever got in the escalade. Wifey ticked off!
http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/...tions/I don't consider TMZ a credible news source.
Re: Tiger Woods in 1-car accident (lovemyraffe)
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:36 am
by ColonelPanic
hahaha! journalism is dead anyway, there isn't such a thing as a credible news source today.
Re: Tiger Woods in 1-car accident (djkeev)
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 3:38 am
by VforVIBE
Quote, originally posted by djkeev »You know, for as much as these houses cost, I'd really expect some LAND with it!!!! Yes, I know you've got a golf course but I'd really like my own yard. These houses are almost touching each other! Just ask the neighbors what Tiger and his wife were doing, they probably heard or saw it being that close.For that kind of money I'd purchase a big ranch somewhere where my kids and dogs can run and fire hydrants don't jump out in front of my car!DaveAh, the joys of Florida
Re: Tiger Woods in 1-car accident
Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 5:52 am
by ColonelPanic
Pictures of his pimptastic Escalade...
http://photos.tmz.com/gallerie...ecentAnd apparently he's been able to blow off the police for the third day in a row, he won't talk to them. If it was some average joe who didn't have all that money, fame, and power they'd probably be in jail right now for not cooperating.
Re: Tiger Woods in 1-car accident (ColonelPanic)
Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:13 am
by 808 Vibes
Yikes!! Good job wrapping it around that tree like that!
Re: Tiger Woods in 1-car accident (HawaiiPontiacLover)
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:37 am
by 808 Vibes
Re: Tiger Woods in 1-car accident (HawaiiPontiacLover)
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:45 am
by VforVIBE
Bad Tiger, oh well, these kinda things happen
Re: Tiger Woods in 1-car accident (VforVIBE)
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:12 am
by jake75
I guess a lot hit the fan today. Possibly 3 potential mistresses over the past two to three years. Maybe Tiger will go on the David Letterman show and get some advice.
Re: Tiger Woods in 1-car accident (jake75)
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:16 am
by PlatinumVibe08
Tiger Woods announced yesterday that in light of this past week, he now wants to be known as Cheetah Woods.
Re: Tiger Woods in 1-car accident (PlatinumVibe08)
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:05 am
by ramenboy...
Quote, originally posted by PlatinumVibe08 »Tiger Woods announced yesterday that in light of this past week, he now wants to be known as Cheetah Woods. hahahaha you beat me to it!!!!! i gotta be a little quicker on the draw...
Re: Tiger Woods in 1-car accident (HawaiiPontiacLover)
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:56 am
by Caretaker
I think his wife chose the wrong club to hit him with. She should have used the ball retriever!!!
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:58 am
by Old Tele man
...to HIM, it was "tee time"...to HER, it was "teed-off time"
Re:
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:42 am
by ColonelPanic
Re: Tiger Woods in 1-car accident (PlatinumVibe08)
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:07 am
by 808 Vibes
Quote, originally posted by PlatinumVibe08 »Tiger Woods announced yesterday that in light of this past week, he now wants to be known as Cheetah Woods.BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Re: Tiger Woods in 1-car accident (HawaiiPontiacLover)
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:15 am
by Caretaker
Let the record show that I have hated this creep from day one, and I'm loving every minute of this!!!! The trophy for greatest golfer ever still remains solidly behind iron bars in the Nicklaus house!!!
Re: Tiger Woods in 1-car accident (Caretaker)
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:33 am
by Tubaryan12
Quote, originally posted by Caretaker »Let the record show that I have hated this creep from day one, and I'm loving every minute of this!!!! The trophy for greatest golfer ever still remains solidly behind iron bars in the Nicklaus house!!!Love him or hate him, Tiger can play. Even this guy thinks so:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/spo....html
Re: Tiger Woods in 1-car accident (Caretaker)
Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 1:21 am
by PlatinumVibe08
Quote, originally posted by Caretaker »I think his wife chose the wrong club to hit him with. She should have used the ball retriever!!!Good one! Quote, originally posted by Old Tele man »...to HIM, it was "tee time"...to HER, it was "teed-off time"and she teed off on old Cheetah with a 3-iron . . . .
Re: Tiger Woods in 1-car accident (PlatinumVibe08)
Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 3:28 am
by 808 Vibes
^ ^ oh my... *chuckles*
Re: Tiger Woods in 1-car accident (HawaiiPontiacLover)
Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 4:26 pm
by 808 Vibes
There are now reportedly even MORE women. Shocking, just shocking...not. Dr. Drew Pinsky, interesting!
http://www.etonline.com/poll/2....html
Re: Tiger Woods in 1-car accident (HawaiiPontiacLover)
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:07 am
by 03VibeOttawa
I heard the club she hit him with was a sand wedge.Any golfer knows that's ironic, because a sand wedge normally gets you out of horrible lies!
Re: Tiger Woods in 1-car accident
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:50 am
by ou.grizzly
Well apparently it was not just ONE (points to hat)
Re: Tiger Woods in 1-car accident (ou.grizzly)
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 2:31 am
by 808 Vibes
And Gatorade is discontinuing Tiger Focus...
Re: Tiger Woods in 1-car accident (HawaiiPontiacLover)
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:22 am
by 808 Vibes
Hmmmmm.....http://www.honoluluadvertiser....+golf
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:42 am
by joatmon
you know, drop the "s", Tiger Wood would be a great name for a porn star. there's an alternative career for him if the golf thing doesn't work out.
Re: (joatmon)
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:36 am
by 808 Vibes
^ ^ bwahahahahaaaa...
Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:47 am
by ou.grizzly
Little update, AT&T joins in and drops Tigerhttp://
www.timesonline.co.uk/t...2.ece