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Post your jokes or funny stories here.
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:26 am
by NascarXprt
ok, here's the situation. You're riding a Zebra and next to you is a Giraffe. Now behind you is a hungry Lion, What do you do?Get your drunk a** off the carousel.
Re: Post your jokes or funny stories here. (NascarXprt)
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:51 am
by BlueCrush
Two cannibals are eating a clown...one turns to the other and says, "Do you taste something funny?"
Re: Post your jokes or funny stories here. (BlueCrush)
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 6:50 am
by scherry2
2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducks
Re: Post your jokes or funny stories here. (NascarXprt)
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 7:16 am
by tribalman
a piece of string walks into a bar, the bartender says "we don't serve string here." the string leaves, loosens up the ends, ties itself in a knot and then heads back in. the bartender says "i didn't i kick you out?". To which the string says:"Nope. I'm afraid not." xD