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and i thought he had a good sense of humor!
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:20 am
by ramenboy...
chuck norris is suing penguin publishing because the book 'the truth about chuck norris' says his tears cure cancer. jeez. its a hiilarious list of chuck norris 'facts'
http://www.reuters.com/article...71222
Re: and i thought he had a good sense of humor! (ramenboy...)
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:52 am
by NascarXprt
why Walker, why!!!!!
Re: and i thought he had a good sense of humor! (joatmon)
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:59 am
by Tubaryan12
Quote, originally posted by joatmon »He should sue, the book is totally incorrect, Chuck Norris never criesYou missed the full quote in the article:Quote, originally posted by the article »It includes such humorous "facts" as "Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried"My favorite is "When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. ".
Re: and i thought he had a good sense of humor! (NascarXprt)
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:58 am
by ramenboy...
Quote, originally posted by NascarXprt »why Walker, why!!!!!hahahaha when i read that, it reminded me of talladega nights... ricky bobby's kids were named 'walker bobby' and 'texas ranger bobby' Quote, originally posted by Tubaryan12 »My favorite is "When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. ".ha!'Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.'