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Mental note: Don't anger an Alaskan woman
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 2:36 am
by silver_vibe
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:05 am
by kostby
Are you paying attention, Mavrik??? LOL
Re: Mental note: Don't anger an Alaskan woman (silver_vibe)
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:08 am
by PhillyVibeGT
Wow! They should post her picture in the postoffice. Don't mess with that crazy b*tch!
Re: Mental note: Don't anger an Alaskan woman (PhillyVibeGT)
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:23 am
by silver_vibe
Is it wrong of me to find this humorous?:The two were arguing...but at some point they decided to have (removed).After he allowed Tran to tie his arms to the window handle above the bed, she pulled the kitchen knife and severed his (removed)...So, this guy thought being tied up by a woman he just p*ssed off was a good idea?
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:26 am
by Atomb
do you really want something 're-attached' that has been sitting in the sewer for a few hours?!?!?!brutal!
Re: (Atomb)
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:48 am
by silver_vibe
Quote, originally posted by Atomb »do you really want something 're-attached' that has been sitting in the sewer for a few hours?!?!?!brutal!NO! but what choice would you have? Would you rather be a eunuch?
Re: Mental note: Don't anger an Alaskan woman (silver_vibe)
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:50 am
by Raven
Another reason for safe (removed). It gives a whole new meaning to the phrase:"Who knows where that thing has been"!
Re: Mental note: Don't anger an Alaskan woman (silver_vibe)
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 4:27 am
by ToolGuy
It should be do not have "break-up (removed)!!"
Re: Mental note: Don't anger an Alaskan woman (silver_vibe)
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 6:21 am
by POLO
Wow, i didn't somebody will go so far to cut,,,Imagine the pain at that moment,whow the guy was able to walk.
Re: (joatmon)
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 7:29 am
by silver_vibe
Quote, originally posted by joatmon »yeah, but would you be willing to say goodbye to it forever just because it had a little dirt on it?There is actually a certain segment of our population that freely chooses to get that kind of "dirt" on it.
Re: (silver_vibe)
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 9:36 am
by Mavrik
trust me, I'm never being tied to a bed up here
Re: (Mavrik)
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 11:33 am
by AKLGT
it wouldn't go in the toilet...... that's what the garbage disposal is for. no reattaching that ever. and what? no fun in the bedroom? lolafterall, he's the one that wanted to "break things off" ha ha ha! you should hear the radio guys in the morning on this. it's hilarious! and what's bad is that he was her UNCLE!!!!
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:25 pm
by fjf511
Don't worry dude that probably won't happen to you.....probably
Re: (Atomb)
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:17 pm
by ColonelPanic
Quote, originally posted by Atomb »do you really want something 're-attached' that has been sitting in the sewer for a few hours?!?!?!brutal!LOL! That IS brutal! I wouldn't ask for it back, but that's just me. Like I have any use for it anyway... I'm glad she decided to do something unique with it and flush that sucker... We don't need another Lorena Bobbit copycat, throwing the thing out in a field or something.
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:10 pm
by joholste
question is how did they find it?
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 11:26 pm
by AKLGT
they called the anchorage water waste utility worker at about 4 am and he took the toilet apart. it was stuck in the S curve, dumped it out in the bathtub and there it was. lol. wouldn't have wanted to get that AWWU service call!
Re: (trdvibe)
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:00 am
by ColonelPanic
heh... toilet snake... of the one-eyed variety.
Re: (ColonelPanic)
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:02 am
by PhillyVibeGT
Quote, originally posted by ColonelPanic »heh... toilet snake... of the one-eyed variety. Imagine that coming back at ya when your plunging!
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:28 am
by joholste
man somebody's got one helluva coffee pot story
Re: (joholste)
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 3:58 am
by ColonelPanic
Quote, originally posted by joholste »man somebody's got one helluva coffee pot storylol!"So, how was your weekend?"Oh, you know, not too bad... Other than the fact that my deely dobber got chopped off!"
Re: (Atomb)
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 12:09 pm
by redlava
Quote, originally posted by Atomb »do you really want something 're-attached' that has been sitting in the sewer for a few hours?!?!?!brutal!The five second rule only applies to food, not appendages.
Re: (redlava)
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 12:24 pm
by ColonelPanic
So true! The 5 second rule is your friend... But maybe not in this case...heh... that guy will cringe from here on out every time he hears the term "whack off..." sorry folks, just having too much fun with this...
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 4:02 pm
by AKLGT
oh.... you guys are very bad! you need to CUT IT OUT! or should i say cut it OFF??
Re: Mental note: Don't anger an Alaskan woman (silver_vibe)
Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 12:26 am
by GMJAP
Quote, originally posted by silver_vibe »...was recovered from the toilet by wastewater utility workers and reattached surgically by 6 a.m. Sunday. ...and the blue stain should go away in a few days.
Re: Mental note: Don't anger an Alaskan woman (GMJAP)
Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 12:29 am
by drunkenmaxx
new meaning to the term poop d*ck??
Re: Mental note: Don't anger an Alaskan woman (GMJAP)
Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 12:53 am
by drunkenmaxx
Quote, originally posted by GMJAP »...and the blue stain should go away in a few days.blue balls?>
Re: Mental note: Don't anger an Alaskan woman (silver_vibe)
Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 1:17 am
by Psychobroker
Quote, originally posted by silver_vibe »Is it wrong of me to find this humorous?:The two were arguing...but at some point they decided to have (removed).After he allowed Tran to tie his arms to the window handle above the bed, she pulled the kitchen knife and severed his (removed)...So, this guy thought being tied up by a woman he just p*ssed off was a good idea? Well, make-up (removed) IS the best, so I'm sure he was thrilled (and led on)...what a B!@#$.