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Personal Ad Definitions...
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:05 pm
by ToolGuy
40-ish.............................................49Adventurous................Slept with everyoneAthletic......................................No chestAverage looking..................................UglyBeautiful...........................Pathological liarContagious Smile..................Does a lot of pillsEmotionally Secure......................On medicationFeminist..........................................FatFree spirit....................................JunkieFriendship first..........................Former S'lutFun..........................................AnnoyingNew-Age.................Body hair in the wrong placesOld-fashioned!..........................No kinky stuffOpen-minded.................................DesperateOutgoing........................Loud and EmbarrassingPassionate...............................Sloppy drunkProfessional....................................WitchVoluptuous...................................Very FatLarge frame................................Hugely FatWants Soul mate...............................StalkerDISCLAIMER, these are NOT my words and not meant to offend people, it is a joke...
Re: Personal Ad Definitions... (MiVibe-ToolGuy)
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:59 am
by PhillyVibeGT
Quote, originally posted by MiVibe-ToolGuy »DISCLAIMER, these are NOT my words and not meant to offend people, it is a joke... Tough crowd...LOL. That seems about right to me, good stuff!
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:45 am
by kostby
Devastatingly true!
Re: (kostby)
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:59 am
by dug
oh man, thats good. I did the online thing for a while. Its not as odd as one might think, and out here in SoCal, the selection is really good. Lotsa hotties. There were so many, you really have to put up special filters to minimize the crowd. One thing that drove me crazy was the question, 'what animal would you be?" Everyone was so boring and usually chose a bird. Whats worse was they then proceeded to explain WHY they'd like to be a bird. deleted! moving on.Others would respond to my profile that stated I was looking for someone 25-30, and they'd be 50 and married. WAY out of my demographic. There are lotsa creepy people out there. Wish I would've know those definitions before starting and not finding out along the way!
Re: Personal Ad Definitions... (MiVibe-ToolGuy)
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:28 am
by ColonelPanic
hahaha! Great stuff ToolGuy! I'm searching for a "soul mate." That is to say, if she's psychotic enough to take time out of her busy day to stalk my pathetic (removed), it's gotta be love right? (removed)!
Re: Personal Ad Definitions... (MiVibe-ToolGuy)
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:50 am
by MoonDogg
awesome.. and so true..
Re: Personal Ad Definitions... (MoonDogg)
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:45 pm
by nismo
Very good, made my night Inder