one liners (some mature)
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 12:54 am
did you hear about the chinese couple that had a retarded baby?they named him Sum Ting Wong!Why does mike tyson cry durring (removed)?mace makes you do that!why didn't jfk jr. bathe before taking his flight to the vinyards?he figured he's just wash up on shore!whats the difference between a peeping tom and a pick pocket?ones a watch snatcher, the other is a snatch watcher!what's the difference between a lesbian and a ritz?ones a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker!how many women does it take to paint a wall?it depends on how hard you throw them!Q: What's the difference between light and hard? A: You can get to sleep with a light on.