some really great terrible jokes!
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 3:00 am
#1 *Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? *They're making headlines! ------------------------------------------------------------------------#2 *Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school? *She wanted to be a nurse. ------------------------------------------------------------------------#3 *When is a school paper not a school paper? *When it's turned into the teacher. ------------------------------------------------------------------------#4 *What do flies wear on their feet? *Shoos. ------------------------------------------------------------------------#5 *What's Mary short for? *She's got no legs. ------------------------------------------------------------------------#6 *What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument? *A tuba toothpaste. ------------------------------------------------------------------------#7 *Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school? *Everyone kept saying it was back to school time. ------------------------------------------------------------------------#8 A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents." ------------------------------------------------------------------------#9 *Why does a chicken coop have only two doors? *If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.