Virus Warning
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 11:54 pm
Enjoy!***************************************************Watch out for these new virusesNeither Symantec or McAfeehave any solutions for these yet!!!The Al Gore Virus :Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.The Clinton Virus :Gives you a 7-inch Hard Drive with NO memory.The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus :Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.The Lewinsky Virus :Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did. The Mike Tyson Virus :Quits after two bytes.The Oprah Winfrey Virus :Your 300 Mb hard drive shrinks to 100 Mb, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 200 Mb.The Jack Kevorkian Virus :Deletes all old files.The Ellen Degeneres Virus :Disks can no longer be inserted.The Prozac Virus :Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.The Joey Buttafuoco Virus :Only attacks minor files.The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus :Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.AND THE FAVORITEThe Lorena Bobbitt Virus :Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy . . . then discards it through Windows.