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do the blonde jokes ever get old? ...nah!!
Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 5:27 am
by drunkenmaxx
Ok, so there is this guy doing a ventriloquist act and he has his puppet doing all kinds of blonde jokes. The crowd is laughing like crazy. Suddenly, a blonde stands up and says, "I am offended by the things you are saying! Not all of us are that stupid!"The guy says, "I'm sorry mam, I didn't realize you felt that way"Then she says, pointing to the puppet, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to him!"
Re: do the blonde jokes ever get old? ...nah!! (drunkenvibe)
Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 6:18 am
by Mr. Poopypants
A true classic blonde joke. How about this one.Why do blondes like tilt steering?More head roomHow does a blonde turn on the light after (removed)?She opens the car door.
Re: do the blonde jokes ever get old? ...nah!! (Mr. Poopypants)
Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 6:57 am
by AKLGT
or...what did the blonde say after having (removed)?"so, do you guys all play on the same team??" oh very bad!!!
Re: do the blonde jokes ever get old? ...nah!! (trdvibe)
Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 9:44 pm
by drunkenmaxx
what goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde?a fake blonde in a skirt doing cartwheels!