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Sad NewsI recently received this news. I want to share it with you. It is withthe saddest heart that I must pass on the following news Please joinin remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects. Including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, theCalifornia Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and CaptainCrunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very `smart` cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, who has one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

LOLMmm... doughboy... mmmm baked goods.

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haha. Quote, originally posted by VforVIBE »^BUMP^cause why not, right? xD

Quote, originally posted by tribalman »haha. cause why not, right? xDI work in a bakery and one of the managers of the deli handed an envlope to my manager it sad "I'm sorry for your loss" and on the inside it had this, we were laughing about it for the rest of the day.

Now that is funny,

Elsie the Borden Cow is also pretty much dead. Borden and Elsie are just trademarks licensed by the owner of the trademarks to various companies for their use. Maybe someone could pen an ode to her as well.