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I did a search and didn't find this, so if it is a repost, I apologize.Enjoy!!! ********************************Just in case you get the two mixed up, this should make things a bit clearer:IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.AT WORK....you spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.AT WORK....you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.AT WORK....you get more work for good behavior.IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.AT WORK....you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.AT WORK....you get fired for watching TV and playing games.IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.AT WORK....you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.AT WORK....you can't even speak to your family.IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.AT WORK....you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.AT WORK....you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.AT WORK....they're called managers.Have a Great Day at WORK

LOL nice. The last one made me laugh pretty hard.

But at work, when you've served your time (a little under 35 years in my case), the other inmates chip in for some great presents and the manager takes you to lunch, gives you a plaque and shakes your hand, like mine did today! WHEE -HOO!!

Congratulations!!!! MadBill. You have earned the rest of your life off! Have a great retirement.

too funny! and congrats to madbill! i've got a long time to go before i can retire.

This gave me a good chuckle!

Part Deux!

Wow, haven't checked in on the site for years, and when I finlly do, there's a post from me just above!"The endless weekend", aka retirement, is still going great, (as is "Big Boots", my '03 with the 275/40 x 17" tires) working on other poeple's race cars and generally enjoying life.

Quote, originally posted by MadBill »Wow, haven't checked in on the site for years, and when I finlly do, there's a post from me just above!"The endless weekend", aka retirement, is still going great, (as is "Big Boots", my '03 with the 275/40 x 17" tires) working on other poeple's race cars and generally enjoying life.Glad to see you back!

Good Lord Bill how are you doing!? It has been too long mon ami

LOL....I have heard that one before! J-O-B also stands for:Just Over BrokeJuggling Our BillsJail Operating as a BusinessJumping Off a Bridge

Doing great, Arcs!Glad to see there's still a few familar names active on the site!Haven't been playing with my Vibe much of late, here's the toy I've been working on. (that's me on the right, if it's been too long to recall... -MB

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Quote, originally posted by MadBill »Here's the toy I've been working on.You're having waaaay too much fun, as retirement should be!!!!