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Man: Haven't I seen you before someplace?Woman: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks your a fat skank.Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one will be to if you sit down.Man: Probably because you'll be on your knees greeting my crotch.Man: Your place or mine?Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.Man: Thats cool, cause after I'm done sleeping with you in the back of my car, I don't give a crap where you go.Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?Woman: UnfertilizedMan: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face.Man: Do you want to dance?Woman: NO!Man: I think you misheard me, I said you look fat in those pants.Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.Man: That works for me... as long as your still warm when I do you.Someone gave me those off the AskMen.com site

That's great!

Hey Mav are they your "pick up" lines?

nah, mine are "You, me, naked in my car right now."j/k but wonder if it would work... My brother's has been "I got a bar in my basement with beer." to which the reply has always been "so, I got a beer and I'm at a bar, whats your point?"